The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ezza]

its a month worth of mess i didnt fucking make and its a 5 bedroom house, ill be here till the morning

[ezza]

might book a cleaner

[sigbowls]

puke n pee. no poop atleast

[DJoe]

get everyone in your house to chip in for a cleaner. everyones loan just came in anyway

[DiegoSapiens]

I been at home with my parents for like a month; clean living, everything works, no bodily fluids

r

Werent you throwing your mums sandwiches to the dog, shoutin her your drug bargains etc ?

[ezza]

yeah lol but i dont really get what that has to do with the qoute you made?

[wub]

yeah lol but i dont really get what that has to do with the qoute you made?

I believe he is disputing the 'clean living' part of the quote.



(Unless by 'clean living' you mean doing drugs somewhere the toilet has been bleached)

[DJoe]

puke n pee. no poop atleast

in the last house i lived in the toilet was above the living room. on one particular weekend we had a lot of guests (there were nine of us in the house so on big weekends there could be 20-30 ppl sleeping in the house) and about 7 people were sleeping in the living room.

Someone blocked the toilet by throwing up in it and tried to flush it down at some point in the morning and for some reason it didn't go down but went up, more and more liquid just came out of the toilet overspilled and flooded the bathroom. this led to sick, shit and piss leaking through the floor onto the people sleeping in the sitting room below.

[ezza]

yeah lol but i dont really get what that has to do with the qoute you made?

I believe he is disputing the 'clean living' part of the quote.



(Unless by 'clean living' you mean doing drugs somewhere the toilet has been bleached)

i actually did mean that lol

clean as in sanitary

people can do any drug they want in my house, but if u spill some on the floor or make a mess... Clean it up bitch

drugs are only cool if u do them in nice clean places and everyone looks fresh (not covered in their own sick with 3 day old clothes)

if not ur just in crackhead territory

[ezza]

i worded that weirdly tbf, i just mean i dont like my house verging on squat levels

obviously if we're on a sesh im not running round with the hoover n shit

[skimpi]

people can do any drug they want in my house, but if u spill some on the floor or make a mess... Clean it up bitch

That a new Britney tune?

[DiegoSapiens]

I was disputing specially the everything works part, the situation looked pretty fucked

[ezza]

just got new oil for the deep fryer

maybe things are gonna be okay

[wub]

people can do any drug they want in my house, but if u spill some on the floor or make a mess... Clean it up bitch

That a new Britney tune?

[m8son666]

last night was the first night i havnt got drunk in about a month and feel proper fucked up today, like a massive prolonged hangover

[wub]

last night was the first night i havnt got drunk in about a month and feel proper fucked up today, like a massive prolonged hangover

Withdrawal symptoms, hair of the dog will sort you out

[Molzie]

just got new oil for the deep fryer

maybe things are gonna be okay

[nowaysj]

@Masson and wub.

Or just go with it. Let it ride.

Can I tell you something? Yes I can, you can't stop me, I Can type. (as wub is about to change my post into a picture of a Shetland pony taking a crap into a convertible Lamborghini).

But uh,

I used to love to drink, I still do I suppose, I get so energetic! Gregarious, all the rest of the positive sides of that drug. But... I used to use that drug to be like that (you see the lecture at this point?). But had some health troubles and can't drink anymore, went into a major funk, like that kind of uninhibited fun was closed off to me. But the pressure of that personality, that drunk person, after a decade or so, has found a way to the surface. Because I couldn't have alcohol I've learned how to gregarious, energetic, spontaneous (puke on my shoes - just a little little joke), all the rest. Do you understand? It is really quite profound. I honestly would have never learned to be this, if I continued with alcohol.

Same is true for weed. Though, I've probably got years to go on that one. To letting my grasp on time go.

[wub]

I feel I know you a little better, man


If Dionne Warwick ever gets round to sending me those directions, we should hang out.

[nowaysj]

She probably will at some point.