Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

[3za]

This guy in like his 50's that seemed full on bat shit crazy, said that Santa Claus is not coming this year as he is too busy getting drunk in London, and that then he is going to New York to party with Jimi Hendrix, and John Lennon (and some other dead celebrates), also said some other crazy shit about being contacted from outer space etc. Tried hitting on some probably chlamydia ridden 20 year old ish girl, as she left after seeing the doctor, or nurse about her STD ridden vag. He was standing at the door of the waiting room exit, and as she approached him, he said “it looks like I have fallen in love again", she said "awww thank you", and he followed her out of the doctors, and didn't come back. I think he was only there to try pick up some young girl with vag problems.

Is that the guy you’re talking to? Cause he probably too busy to talk right now, with him being balls deep in chlamydia right now.

[wobbles]

he's balls deep in rejection tbf

[3za]

Nah he had a pimp stick, and a hat with a feather in it, suit, tie. He had swag, and was funny as fuck.

[wobbles]

was just trying to make u feel betre

[wobbles]

r u ok

[3za]

Yeah.

Why would I want some random girl with chlamydia at the doctors, even if she was fit

[wobbles]

u couldt just wear a condom dude

[3za]

You can't hit on someone at the doctors, it's just wrong. Even worst than hitting on someone at a funeral imo.

It's not the places.

[wobbles]

your holding urself back m8

[3za]

I went their to get drugs, and left with the telephone number for a fucking psychologist.

I fucking hate psychologist more than doctors, I avoid them at all cost.

[wobbles]

m8 are u sure ur ok

u can talk to me abt it

[3za]

If I don't want to talk to a psychologist, why the hell would I want to talk to you???

Unless you can send pills to my house, I don't want to talk

[wobbles]

we're already talking, why not talk a little deeper m8

[wobbles]

where did they touch u

[3za]

where did they touch u

Nobody has touch me

How much Valium can you send me?

[wobbles]

m8 i dont have any valium that stuff makes my voice very high pitched

is it that u wanted a girl to touch u and she didnt?

[3za]

is it that u wanted a girl to touch u and she didnt?

Yeah my mum never hug me as a child
So I don't know how to love. maybe you can teach me?

[wobbles]

u usually w8 for a girl to touch ur pants area, and u touch hers, then u take ur pants off together and u should put ur penis which is now hard into her vagina which is now wet, and u kep putting it in and then almost out, and back in, and over and over and then eventually ur penis will become very sensative and send her vagina an explosion of compassion

[3za]

What do you do if she puts a finger up your bum?

[wobbles]

if u like it, nothing

if u h8 it, take her arm and pull it away