The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Molzie]

struggling a bit writing my wedding speech. I wish I was better at this.

Once again, having a civil ceremony officiated by a 4 foot tall, 380 pound woman with mutton chops seems like the right decision.

Yeah, good choice. the thought of speaking in front of 110 people is absolutely terrifying.

Packing myself

[Sexual_Chocolate]

struggling a bit writing my wedding speech. I wish I was better at this.

Once again, having a civil ceremony officiated by a 4 foot tall, 380 pound woman with mutton chops seems like the right decision.

Yeah, good choice. the thought of speaking in front of 110 people is absolutely terrifying.

Packing myself

you'll be ok buddy.

[ehbes]

molz, i saw a commercial where the guy drank a coke before giving his speech, just do that and you should be good

[Shum]

eat some Mentos

[dickman69]

molz, i saw a commercial where the guy drank a coke before giving his speech, just do that and you should be good

actually he drank a diet coke

if you drink an actual coke you shit ur pants in front of everyone

literally

diet coke u give a good speech

[PinUp]

struggling a bit writing my wedding speech. I wish I was better at this.

Once again, having a civil ceremony officiated by a 4 foot tall, 380 pound woman with mutton chops seems like the right decision.

Yeah, good choice. the thought of speaking in front of 110 people is absolutely terrifying.

Packing myself

Don't try and make any jokes, my cousins husband used his wedding speech like a 30 minute promo for the worst stand up show ever conceived.

Keep it short and sweet and be nice to her parents.

[ezza]

do just a tiny bit of proper coke

just enough so u wanna chat to ppl

[DiegoSapiens]

[particle-jim]

struggling a bit writing my wedding speech. I wish I was better at this.

Once again, having a civil ceremony officiated by a 4 foot tall, 380 pound woman with mutton chops seems like the right decision.

Yeah, good choice. the thought of speaking in front of 110 people is absolutely terrifying.

Packing myself

lol at least you're giving a speech to people who speak the same language as you, I've got to give a genuine heartfelt speech to a room full of Mexican folk who can't speak a word of English and my Spanish is nowhere near good enough to even think about actually trying to do my speech in Spanish

fuck it, I'll just hire a translator or something

[DiegoSapiens]

hahahahah but the translator will have to kiss your girlfriend

[ezza]

maybe do a tiny bit of proper coke jim

just enough so u wanna chat to ppl. in spanish

[DiegoSapiens]

coke and tacos will work

[particle-jim]

Carne Asada Tacos are the best food in the fucking world tbf

[DiegoSapiens]

i once eated in a really good mexican restaurant in zaragoza work exposition and it was fucking amazing, i remember drinking one liter of tamarindo juice. But tex mex that is what i can find in here is ok but not amazing

[particle-jim]

I don't even bother with tex mex anymore, after having had authentic Mexican home cooking it's just too much of a let down

[RKM]

jim i went to my cousins wedding in this shite satellite town of mexico city this summer, it was so jokes, but i warn you he had to sing a song at the reception...(he did my way as did several other people and it went off) their reception traditions are a lot more fun.

2) the carne asada tacos the day after the wedding were amazing. they also fully parred my insides.

[particle-jim]

hahaha that sounds fucking jokes, I'm still not 100% clear on what all the traditions are yet though but I'm certainly excited to find out, I hope they aren't all offended by my dreadful singing voice

Also, as good as the Carne Asada you had in Mexico City may have been it's all about the Carne Asada in the Northwestern states, my fiancee's city Hermosillo, Sonora, is famous across Mexico for it's Asada. They have loads of cattle ranches nearby providing Angus beef and also they use Mesquite wood from the surrounding desert to flame grill it which gives it some next level flavour, it's fucking amazing man, seriously so so so good

Also Sonoran style hot-dogs, good god the fucking hot-dogs man!

ignore the annoying host and just focus on the hot-dogs

[particle-jim]

I'm gunna get so fat

[garethom]

Everything is a mexican competition when jim is involved

[particle-jim]

I just get easily excited