The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[m8son666]

yh i think it's easier to make contraceptives for women as it is much more of a cycle regulated by hormones that can be interfered with, whereas for men it's constant so i think it would be harder.

[ultraspatial]

what would be the point tho? we already have enough contraceptives

[bennyfroobs]

how does it work for eggs? it just stops the egg from being produced deosnt it? surely they could do something like that for sperm.

i imagine it would massively fuck with hormones tho. every1 would go paggering ecah other. women are bad enough when theyre on the pill, sends them bonkers (even more bonkers than they usually are)

iirc it alters/affects female hormones so the body believes it is already pregnant, so they won't ovulate whilst taking the pill. Might be wrong, haven't looked it up, but I imagine that's why it's easier for women than it is for men.

ah this explains why theyre all fucking mental when they're on the pill

althoguh sex is a lot better wkithout condoms. double edged sword

[m8son666]

what would be the point tho? we already have enough contraceptives

to smash the hatiarchy!

[Harkat]

I got literally no sleep this night

FFS, I got up at 9AM sunday so I could do homework, procrastinated literally all day without leaving the house or doing something fun like xbox or making beats, continued to procrastinate into the night, only started really working at about 5AM, finished what turned out to be a really fuckin simple essay at 7AM, had breakfast, went to school.

And tomorrow's the maths mock exam FUCK

[m8son666]

mock exams are bullshit you should do purposely bad so the are happy when you do better irl

[hubb]

what would be the point tho? we already have enough contraceptives

going commando

and as a courtesy

Can you get ½ a womb in a prenup?

[Forum]

The only mock exams I ever remember doing were for GCSEs and my results were shocking, like pretty much all Ds

[m8son666]

yh haha in my mock gsce for chemistry i got a D about a month before the real exams and now i'm doing a chemistry degree.

[wub]

The only mock exams I ever remember doing were for GCSEs and my results were shocking, like pretty much all Ds

Same. Gave me a proper kick up the arse to actually start putting some effort into revising for the real ones

[Harkat]

thing is the real exams are centrally graded by people I don't know and never will meet

So there's no clever psychological play where I can twist expectations in my favor

[wub]

thing is the real exams are centrally graded by people I don't know and never will meet

So there's no clever psychological play where I can twist expectations in my favor

Shock horror you may actually have to put in some effort instead of trying to be sneaky about it

[Harkat]

haha you smug tnuc

[wub]

haha you smug tnuc

You might say, I'm Iraqi.

[magma]

haha you smug tnuc

You might say, I'm Iraqi.

I think you might need to take a break, wub... go and run yourself a Ba'ath or something.

[garethom]

I was the opposite at GCSE, smashed my mock exams (100% in Technology and Geography ) then just got Cs in the actual ones. Think coursework was my downfall though, could never be bothered.

Didn't even know we had to do maths coursework at GCSE, so got no mark for that. Still got a C overall, so must've smashed the exam.

[wub]

I can't even remember my maths coursework. Something about doing a formula for calculating total space of a shape based on length/number of sides?

[garethom]

We had to do something around the average word/sentence length in tabloid newspapers compared to broadsheet. I thought it was just something to mug us off for a lesson because he couldn't be arsed to teach us, so I knocked some shit up quickly, then just fucked it off.

At the end of the year, he come into one of my other classes saying I had to submit my coursework now, I didn't know what he was talking about, only thing I could find was a front sheet, with the subject and my name on, so I had to submit that

[m8son666]

fuck maths

[garethom]

fuck maths

almost added that as a hashtag on the end of my post. we are kindred spirits bro.

how can you even have maths coursework?