The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[wub]

Chemistry has numbers. Maths is about numbers. Chemistry has maths.

[m8son666]

init it's bullshit, they tried to teach me to better than A-level standard maths in the first term of my degree lol i never needed those extra 10 credits anyway. I don't think i would of done my degree had i known how much maths were involved basically half of the first year was proper in depth rain man level maths #fuckmaths

[magma]

My A Level Statistics coursework was a thing of fucking beauty. Left picking a title until the moment my teacher asked me for it in front of the class... catching sight of a Starburst wrapper (yes, they were already Starburst... just) I said something like "I'm going to investigate the distribution of flavours within popular sweets to see if it's really true that there are more of the rubbish ones"

Forgot about it for a couple of months until the day before deadline day when I legged it to Tesco in Weston Super Mare to grab my data... they had kids party packs of Starburst on some sort of offer, so I bought a metric fuckload of them.

When I got them home and opened them out, I realised that each packet contained 5 sweets... EXACTLY ONE OF EACH COLOUR.

I had to make the entire thing up.

[Harkat]

I already took the igcses actually, they're the same as the gcses basically.

they're fuckin piss. You brits make some sick music but you aint smart.

The fuckin grade is relative to all the other students' grades. So as long as everyone else does shit and you do all right, you get a top score. I think the average correct answers on the GCSE in maths in 09 was like less than 20%. Thats how I got a B despite knowing fuck all about maths

[Forum]

Geography coursework was the worst, they expected you to go out and survey people in the town centre...

[wub]

Geography coursework was the worst, they expected you to go out and survey people in the town centre...

Guessing they issued you stab vests for doing that in Reading?

[Harkat]

and yeah, maths is defo for spengs

Whos got time to put all that shit in your head when there are bitches to dagger

[Forum]

Aylesbury, but yes the same applies

[titchbit]

and yeah, maths is defo for spengs

Whos got time to put all that shit in your head when there are bitches to dagger

tru badmen do the mental maths in their head while daggering the bitches.

2 birds with 1 stone ya feel me?

[m8son666]

You brits make some sick music but you aint smart.

at least we don't live in norway

[garethom]

My A Level Statistics coursework was a thing of fucking beauty. Left picking a title until the moment my teacher asked me for it in front of the class... catching sight of a Starburst wrapper (yes, they were already Starburst... just) I said something like "I'm going to investigate the distribution of flavours within popular sweets to see if it's really true that there are more of the rubbish ones"

Forgot about it for a couple of months until the day before deadline day when I legged it to Tesco in Weston Super Mare to grab my data... they had kids party packs of Starburst on some sort of offer, so I bought a metric fuckload of them.

When I got them home and opened them out, I realised that each packet contained 5 sweets... EXACTLY ONE OF EACH COLOUR.

I had to make the entire thing up.

It became a bit of tradition to do this with tubs of celebrations at christmas. Was averaging about 20 snickers/bounties/topics/mars, down to about 10 galaxy caramels, lowest was obvs the galaxy truffle and maltesers at about 4/5 each.

Geography coursework was the worst, they expected you to go out and survey people in the town centre...

40 odd page project on The Effect Of Walking Visitors on Vegetation Height and Density in Kingsbury Water Park.

[Harkat]

You brits make some sick music but you aint smart.

at least we don't live in norway

true, its crap here

[Forum]

Celebrations need at least double the malteaser ratio, any can see that

[Liam92]

They done away with the galaxy truffle and replaced it with a twix, a fucking TWIX

Whoever came up with that ridiculous idea should be hung, drawn & quartered.

Unforgivable.

[ezza]

i swear i never had coursework at school? especially not maths

i smashed my gsces as well lol i got like 7 i think

[nowaysj]

Whos got time to put all that shit in your head when there are bitches to dagger

This is why we need feminism.

[ehbes]

They done away with the galaxy truffle and replaced it with a twix, a fucking TWIX

Whoever came up with that ridiculous idea should be hung, drawn & quartered.

Unforgivable.

dont you dare talk down on twix.

[garethom]

Twix is an every day fuckery though. Galaxy Truffle was the luxury sheeit.

[syrup]

Jakes has got a lot of unreleased dubs and he's going all loefah on them

https://www.facebook.com/jakeshench/pos ... 9435754335

[Molzie]

fair enough if you don't want to give away your old stuff but you don't need to act like a tit about it