Irritating shit on facebook

[Molzie]

this page of americans being americans proudly sponsored by taco bell
intermission analysis by Toyota
ad breaks brought to you by coca cola

[vishes]

I will never understand why people think it's a good idea to put shit like that on facebook.

[skimpi]

'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!

[Riddles]

'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!

nah it's like 16 degrees here, fine for a bbq!

[nobody]

'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!

Is it still cold in England?

[skimpi]

yes its cold still

[magma]

'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!

nah it's like 16 degrees here, fine for a bbq!

Practically a legal requirement.

[DJoe]

yeah ive organised one for tomorrow

[Riddles]

'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!

nah it's like 16 degrees here, fine for a bbq!

Practically a legal requirement.

got one on saturday after i go record shopping

[garethom]

yes its cold still

fanny.

[Johnlenham]

Been shorts weather for like 3 weeks, so if its good enough for shorts its good enough for BBQ

[vishes]

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

[vishes]

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

[OGLemon]

lol that shit never happens in the real world

[rickyarbino]

Cringed so hard my eyeballs bled.

[skimpi]

queer

and its not shorts weather lol, that doesnt begin until atleast 20+

[garethom]

Just depends how much of a pussy you are I guess.

All these internet stories where people just stop doing what they were doing to stop and clap in awe at the social warrior crease me. Such a cliched ending now, I'm not sure how they expect us to believe it.

[ehbes]

queer

and its not shorts weather lol, that doesnt begin until atleast 20+

So it's not shorts weather but it's bucket hat weather? Figure it out man

[cloaked_up]

shorts start at 23 in the civilised world.
bbqs at 25+

flip flps on men

never
or 65 +

[wub]

flip flps on men

I've been wearing flip flops & boardies since Monday afternoon. Summer.