I knew this kid in junior high school who said he was sponsored. Said he could do all sorts of flip tricks, grinds, etc. He would always say he couldn't hang out... just made up excuses. He had all the clothes and decks - would bring his "Muska Beats" backpack to school. Constantly wore new shoes.
FINALLY got a chance to skate w/ him. He said his "leg was bothering him" so he couldn't skate that day. When he had a birthday party at his house, his friend across the street decided to have us over at his place so we could use his mini-ramp.
Turns out, dude couldn't even drop in. He couldn't even ollie. I soon realized every single thing about him was a lie. I still have no respect for him because of all of this lol
LOL
butter_man wrote:
who do you think taught you smoke tree's, OD'S, Ice cubes and DOC's?
God, thats who.
vishes wrote:"Indian Man Spends Over $22,000 on Gold Shirt to "Impress the Ladies"
This seriously doesn't surprise me, some of the Indian blokes I know have the most hilariously cartoonish ideas about masculinity and how to impress women. The moustache says it all.
Laszlo wrote:and yay, upon imparting his knowledge to his fellow Ninjas, Nevalo spoke wisely that when aggrieved by a woman thou shalt put it in her bum.
Laszlo wrote:and yay, upon imparting his knowledge to his fellow Ninjas, Nevalo spoke wisely that when aggrieved by a woman thou shalt put it in her bum.
imami wrote:there was always that kid who said he could kick flip but was never witnessed doing so
this used to happen to me at school. i skate and am pretty good at flatground (as a guide i can nollie front shuv late flip)
all the little annoying kids used to come up to me when i brought my deck in and be like CAN U KICKFLIP DO ONE NOW
when i refused (because i cant kickflip for shit) they would proceed to M8 UR SHIT U CANT EVEN KICKFLIP I TRED EL TORO M8 U SUCK
Laszlo wrote:and yay, upon imparting his knowledge to his fellow Ninjas, Nevalo spoke wisely that when aggrieved by a woman thou shalt put it in her bum.
