The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[hayze99]

I found my wallet deep under my bed
...after cancelling all my cards the day before.

[WhosZena]

Does anyone know how to make a pinhole camera work?
I spent days putting it together carefully, used it and took the film to get developed.
Went to collect it today and they are all blank

[kejk]

Does anyone know how to make a pinhole camera work?
I spent days putting it together carefully, used it and took the film to get developed.
Went to collect it today and they are all blank

Pinhole cameras are usually handmade by the photographer for a particular purpose. In its simplest form, the photographic pinhole camera consists of a light-tight box with a pinhole in one end, and a piece of film or photographic paper wedged or taped into the other end. A flap of cardboard with a tape hinge can be used as a shutter. The pinhole is usually punched or drilled using a sewing needle or small diameter bit through a piece of tinfoil or thin aluminum or brass sheet. This piece is then taped to the inside of the light tight box behind a hole cut through the box. An oatmeal box can be made into an excellent pinhole camera.
Pinhole cameras are often constructed with a sliding film holder or back so that the distance between the film and the pinhole can be adjusted. This allows the angle of view of the camera to be changed and also the effective f-stop ratio of the camera. Moving the film closer to the pinhole will result in a wide angle field of view and a shorter exposure time. Moving the film farther away from the pinhole will result in a telephoto or narrow angle view and a longer exposure time.

Pinhole cameras can also be constructed by replacing the lens assembly in a conventional camera with a pinhole. In particular, compact 35 mm cameras whose lens and focusing assembly has been damaged can be reused as pinhole cameras—maintaining the use of the shutter and film winding mechanisms. As a result of the enormous increase in f-number while maintaining the same exposure time, one must use a fast film in direct sunshine.
Pinholes (homemade or commercial) can be used in place of the lens on an SLR. Use with a digital SLR allows metering and composition by trial and error, and is effectively free, so is a popular way to try pinhole photography[15].

[tr0tsky]

I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.

[kejk]

I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.

Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl

[aspect-dubz]

the volume icon on my laptop keeps disappearing anyone know how to get it back.... im using windows 7 if that makes any difference

[HamCrescendo]

The nasty cut I got on Wednesday (requiring 9 stitches on the thursday when I woke up covered in blood) has scabbed over and it's so tempting to just pick at and rip the fucker off.

[gnome]

I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.

Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl

Indians...

[kejk]

I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.

Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl

Indians...

So chickens eat chicken eggs?

[WhosZena]

I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.

Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl

Indians...

What makes an egg Indian anyway?

[tr0tsky]

I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.

Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl

Indians...

What makes an egg Indian anyway?

The fact it was laid, cooked and eaten in Bombay.


I thought it'd be a good idea to have a spicy omlette thingy cooked on the side of the ride on a fithly old street stand on Friday afternoon.

How wrong was I.



I've been shitting water 20 times a day since Saturday. Fuck my life.

[DZA]

Computer keeps lagging out on every song i make

[tr0tsky]

Still got the squirts.



Totally ruined a pub toilet on Kingsland Road last night.


Grim.

[sigbowls]

i want to play red dead redemption ill have to wait till it comes out in may 8th

[firky]

redundancy or take a cut in my pay

[particle-jim]

everything... but mostly my brother

[NilsFG]

I think I might have IBS... Would explain a lot.

[rliquid]

I just called my girlfriend by my ex's name, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

4th time now

[elibomyekip]

I think I might have IBS... Would explain a lot.

Yeah I been having IBS style problems since I was 10, still an ongoing investigation as there's a few symptoms which aren't explained by IBS. Potential early stage crohn's disease (runs in my family)... Feels bad man. The worst was a couple of weeks ago, norovirus coupled with my bowel problems amassed in to the most excrutiating pain I've ever felt, for around 36 hours straight. Not even masses of dihydrocodeine took the edge off

[AntlionUK]

I just called my girlfriend by my ex's name, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

4th time now

rookie mistake man, that why you just call them all baby