Post here when you have had a poo

[ninjadog]

pushed out a single huge stool yesterday, took a good 20 seconds to completion
was amazed, would have taken a pic for you all but i don't have a usb connection
sorry everyone

I had one of those yesturday too. It felt like part of me went with it. But it must have been the perfect angle and poo pressure because it went straight down the toilet hole leaving no trace.

[Terpit]

end of a week's fast
drop some salts and ...wooshka!
but why is it a bright ochre this time?
have I partly defaecated my abused liver?

[sigbowls]

I've been having big turds

[kidshuffle]

sd5 in the poop thread...now it is truly the thread of the year.


i drank a bunch of ale last night, and you can definitely tell this morning

[Jake Daniel]

going to have a poo in a minute, looking forward to it

[Terpit]

I just had an explosive orange life changing poo, it was weird tho, it didn't seem soluble at all

[Liam92]

First shite of the new year, absolute carnage as expected

[syrup]

i had one too, not very solid one.

[Terpit]

that energydrink/beer obviously didnt get on with my guts. acid + girth

[vishes]

My tomach is making all sorts of noises atm so I reckon I've got a good one coming up.

[+torment+]

fuck it.

its all good.

i might die by own sword here.

i just ate this weird lunch concoction of left over Xmas pork sausage stuffing and... chilli. leftovers.. "hmm..let me mix em together"

it was fine, a bit rich in spice blends mixing all that together. hella salty. i guess, washed it down with a coke.

so.. guess i'll suffer the consequences. wish me luck.

[+torment+]

did I just post in this thread?


yes. i did.

[Devry_Kaneda]

you guys should get snapchat so you can send each otehr pictures of your poops i send them to my friends all the time.

[Terpit]

fuck it.

its all good.

i might die by own sword here.

i just ate this weird lunch concoction of left over Xmas pork sausage stuffing and... chilli. leftovers.. "hmm..let me mix em together"

it was fine, a bit rich in spice blends mixing all that together. hella salty. i guess, washed it down with a coke.

so.. guess i'll suffer the consequences. wish me luck.

pics of the end result pls

[kidshuffle]

gotta love the new years grease

[+torment+]

y'all is off da hizzay

[cryptical]

i havent'd pooed all year

[sigbowls]

I've pooed 5 times this year

[didi]

To standardise faecal records for future generations, I'd advise some sort of standardised descriptive rating system. This is a suggestion from another board.

Execution:
Ease of Release:
Size:
Consistency:
Wiping technique:
Efficiency of Initial Flush:
Efficiency of Secondary or Tertiary Flushes:

All out of 10, comments when appropriate.

exempli gratia

Execution: 5.0 - I Was a Bit Loose On This One, I should Have Had a Little More Control But It needed Out Quick...
Ease of Release: 9.5 - Had a Lot of Back Pressure, Pretty Gaseous Poo. Came Out Super Quick
Size: Undetermined - It Was Soupy, Hard to Tell How Much Was Actually Poo...
Consistency: 2.5 - While It Wasn't Completely Liquefied It Was Pretty Wet
Wiping technique: 10 - I always Got My Wipe Game On Lock, Initial Wipe Went Smooth And the Secondary Wipe Showed No Signs Of Mud Butt
Efficiency of Initial Flush 10: - Surprisingly This Thing Went Down Without Missing a Beat, No Leftover Particle Or Anything.
Efficiency of Secondary or Tertiary Flushes: N/A

[EliteLennon117]

One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.