The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Lye_Form]

yeah saw a dolphin whilst diving, came and checked me out really curiously and fucked off, was quite intimidating.

tiger sharks though those things are fucking brostep

[rickyarbino]

people

did you know dolphins have regional dialects? and can recognize another dolphin even decades later? dolphins are mega

I don't think so. They aren't subject to law are they?

[rockonin]

yeah saw a dolphin whilst diving, came and checked me out really curiously and fucked off, was quite intimidating.

tiger sharks though those things are fucking brostep

Your brave, if I knew there were sharks in the the sea, I'd just stay at home and snorkle in my bath tub.

[Phigure]

people

did you know dolphins have regional dialects? and can recognize another dolphin even decades later? dolphins are mega

I don't think so. They aren't subject to law are they?

neither are a lot of people?

[Lye_Form]

i saw this documentary on tv that basically said the dophins will leave the planet one day and just say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

Might not have happened i was pretty stoned iirc

[rickyarbino]

people

did you know dolphins have regional dialects? and can recognize another dolphin even decades later? dolphins are mega

I don't think so. They aren't subject to law are they?

neither are a lot of people?

Like who?
I mean, personhood is about being accountable for your actions. Dolphins rape humans all the time and remain faceless.

[ultraspatial]

waiting at the dentist. Didn't have time to buy cigarettes and there are no stores around. Probably gonna fuck off in the next 15 mins

[garethom]

fucked up the hair on my last black jig which i then lost in a snag

bro, you defo can't call them that anymore, and also, I didn't think you were allowed to try and trap them since like, the 50's.

Big up MLK.

[nousd]

fuckers
stopped me dole
cos I refused a blow job

[Molzie]

Get a jawb you bum

[ehbes]

mason woke me up at 4:30 with a snapchat of a cow and now im up for the day

[nousd]

Says you, turning into yr old man. And get a haircut while yr at it.

[ehbes]

And get a haircut while yr at it.

[rickyarbino]

Donn't take it personally ehbraham, he was talking to molzie.

[murky21]

think some of my friends are losing the ability to communicate IRL because of social media :/

[ezza]

^ im worried ive started to do that

i feel like im constantly chattin with bare ppl and then i realise i havent said an actual real word to anyone in days

social media is fucking shit up

[dickman69]

And get a haircut while yr at it.

[Liam92]

Have such a short fuse when I'm trying to concentrate in the library, only free seat was next to the lift and the printers. Every little noise is fucking me off and some annoying noisy tnuc has been on his phone for 10 minutes

[wub]

some annoying noisy tnuc has been on his phone for 10 minutes

So go and ask him to go somewhere else to finish his call?

[dickman69]

could never do anything in the library without headphones