The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ezza]

saw some kid in town with the Stussy logo shaved into his hair

looool how many times did you stab him?

[DiegoSapiens]

i was trying to #nofap but i came out without touching my penis shit

[hubb]

nofapping turns people into squirters

[Genevieve]

"My penis shit"

[DiegoSapiens]

"My penis shit"

my penis, shit! *

[hubb]

[ezza]

just eat bare vallium and went zaza bazar (all you can eat) and my mate who was paying was going in and out of conciseness and was mumbling/dribbling trying to tell me his pin so i could pay lol 2 waiters standing there just gettin well fucked off at us.. i was slurring to fuck as well could barely open my eyes

10mins later managed to pay, but still so awkward - just bare ppl with their kids like wtf r these guys doin

[Molzie]

Used to keep a sock in my car for this purpose. I got class to spare.

was that the only purpose?

[finji]

did you manage to steal any food this time agent?

[ezza]

nah mate, we barely made it out

driving home was PEAK

[ehbes]

You're retarded

[Nihilism]

Ninja'd.

[Trichome]

sexual tension can do one. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ehbes]

sexual tension can do one. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

zone?

[nowaysj]

Used to keep a sock in my car for this purpose. I got class to spare.

was that the only purpose?

[Trichome]

zone?

no, unlike most guys I don't mind the friendzone. obviously at first being rejected feels shit but why complain about gaining a friend haha (soppy as fuck but true)

nah basically, this girl I'm really close to Joy, (when we met she had a boyfriend, but she's single now) there's a huge amount of sexual tension between us. Constantly flirting, spooning and we've kissed a couple times, I just don't want things to get complicated cos it probably wouldn't work in the long term and I'd rather she stayed my friend.

dunno why i'm posting this on here though tbh hahaha

[ezza]

yeah lol u fanny

finger her to some gabber

[ezza]

i always think of inviting gal round, cooking nice meal then moving into the bedroom all sexy n shit with candles n incense and the tell her to sit down while you just 'set the mood with some music' and then just wack on some german gabber and fist fuck her

i dunno, maybe not, but just be a surprise

thinking out loud

[kidshuffle]

im with agent, finger her to this

[Trichome]

you guys

haha nah this is just sexual tension where there shouldn't be any, its a par

if mans wanted to be all flirty and shit I'd go get a girlfriend
if mans wanted to finger a girl to gabber I'd go to my nearest dutty nightclub