The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ezza]

if shes your mate and you get on well and there tension cus you both kinda wanna fuck

seems like perfect relationship business?

[ehbes]

i always think of inviting gal round, cooking nice meal then moving into the bedroom all sexy n shit with candles n incense and the tell her to sit down while you just 'set the mood with some music' and then just wack on some german gabber and fist fuck her

i dunno, maybe not, but just be a surprise

thinking out loud

pink hair

[garethom]

What a pisstake.

Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone has avoided a potential £1.2bn tax bill as a result of a secret deal with HMRC.

The deal involved a payment of just £10m, according to legal transcripts obtained by BBC Panorama.

just eat bare vallium and went zaza bazar (all you can eat) and my mate who was paying was going in and out of conciseness and was mumbling/dribbling trying to tell me his pin so i could pay lol 2 waiters standing there just gettin well fucked off at us.. i was slurring to fuck as well could barely open my eyes

10mins later managed to pay, but still so awkward - just bare ppl with their kids like wtf r these guys doin

tbh man, sounds like a prick thing to do

[DiegoSapiens]

ecclestone is weird guy

[wub]

Self made man who's worth nearly $5bn, has had a string of beautiful wives, and owns F1 motorsport.

Mad jealousy from a lot of folk at him, plus he's a shady fucker

[garethom]

Mad jealousy from a lot of folk at him:

Not jealous, I'm just majorly fucked off that him and people like him get away with shit like paying less than 1% of a tax bill.

[DiegoSapiens]

realized that just 6 weeks left for the end of the uni and i still have to finish a lot of works

[wub]

He's also threatened to pull F1 out of the UK altogether when Labour were trying to ban tobacco advertising back in 97, told Danica Patrick (NASCAR) that women drivers should wear white to match the rest of the kitchen appliances, thinks Max Mosely (son of Oswald) would do a great job as PM, agrees with Putin's stance on homosexuals and once bribed a holding company exec with nearly $30m if he gave favourable reference to F1 in a propose takeover bid.

Shady as fuck and clearly doesn't give a shit. Think he's got favourable terms on his last divorce as well where his ex-wife has to pay him money or something stupid.

[Riddles]

Mad jealousy from a lot of folk at him:

Not jealous, I'm just majorly fucked off that him and people like him get away with shit like paying less than 1% of a tax bill.

shut up gareth, we should aspire to be him while hating poor people.

[garethom]

Shady as fuck and clearly doesn't give a shit. Think he's got favourable terms on his last divorce as well where his ex-wife has to pay him money or something stupid.

Yeah, think that's because it's coming from an investment pot he gave to her or something, iirc.

[magma]

Bernie Ecclestone is a massive, massive cunt.

[Forum]

There's probably no man on the planet I'm more sure is corrupt...

[wub]

There's probably no man on the planet I'm more sure is corrupt...

Abramovich?

[DiegoSapiens]

berlusconi?

[Forum]

berlusconi?

Ah yes, how could I forget

[DiegoSapiens]

he is so ridiculous, Major Quimby would be proud

[ezza]

What a pisstake.

Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone has avoided a potential £1.2bn tax bill as a result of a secret deal with HMRC.

The deal involved a payment of just £10m, according to legal transcripts obtained by BBC Panorama.

just eat bare vallium and went zaza bazar (all you can eat) and my mate who was paying was going in and out of conciseness and was mumbling/dribbling trying to tell me his pin so i could pay lol 2 waiters standing there just gettin well fucked off at us.. i was slurring to fuck as well could barely open my eyes

10mins later managed to pay, but still so awkward - just bare ppl with their kids like wtf r these guys doin

tbh man, sounds like a prick thing to do

i know

thats why i posted it in this thread lol he was bein a bit of a wasteman

[kidshuffle]

Idk if it was just him m8

[topmo3]

lol how was that not a police matter

or at least security

[magma]

just eat bare vallium and went zaza bazar (all you can eat) and my mate who was paying was going in and out of conciseness and was mumbling/dribbling trying to tell me his pin so i could pay lol 2 waiters standing there just gettin well fucked off at us.. i was slurring to fuck as well could barely open my eyes

10mins later managed to pay, but still so awkward - just bare ppl with their kids like wtf r these guys doin

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