The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[DZA]

went looking for a belt in my mums room, found a vibrator, can't get it out of my head

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pictures or never happened

[hackman]

i aint going back to that place!

[DZA]

you pussy

Im allways here if she needs a helping hand

[Neurotik]

EDIT: never mind

[manillathrilla]

got a tat

[AntlionUK]

got a tat

[hackman]

you pussy

Im allways here if she needs a helping hand

she's 82 you sicko

[Coppola]

At school there is always a kid who is a bit fucked up. At my school This kid happens to be called Tom Dovey. One day he says to me out of the blue, 'I found a dildo in my mums room'. I say 'bullshit' and he then insists that he will go home and take pictures of him holding them. Next day he comes in with a camera and shows me the pictures and there are 2 draws FULL of sex toys. Foot long dildos, Vibrators, Anal Beads, Handcuffs, the lot and he is holding it all to prove that it wasn't just a photo from the internet!

His mum was peng aswell Definitely went into the Wank bank

[hackman]

[gwa]

fuck your mum had you late. and I thought my mum was bad at 37

[hackman]

at 62 i pretty much just fell out of her

[gwa]

lol. i have no one to go see motorcity drum ensamble tonight, fken lame

[hackman]

gutted, would have been up for that

[gwa]

i know man, sucks. we need to get on this house flex

[-dubson-]

I know this guy who when he through a house party, started (very drunkly) messing about in his parent's room. Under their bed he found a box full of porn, bare in mind they are a very religious family (the magazines were also religiously themed ). He then proceeded to be sick all over and INSIDE the box. I wonder what they thought when they opened that little box of treasures.

[brasco]

(the magazines were also religiously themed ).

As though that would make it alright ofcourse!!

[Big MD]

I really had a great day! it was just great! i did my work and was ready to go home and to make a date for tonight clear....
suddenly a client of mine calld me, to doo something tomorrow by him.... (i'ts a wrhole bloody day of work!) he's this kind of client, which is never satisfied, and if work is done perfect, he begins to search mistakes in it.

How ever, he called me and he was like: when are going to bee the stairs made. (got to glue granit plates on it and it's the only entrance of his house - it was suposed to bee on a weekend which in he's not at home)

And i was like: you didn't tell me a termin - what's the best day to doo it?

He sayd: tomorrow! (he began to get angry)

i: No sorry sir have a date tonight and a lot of work tomorrow.... could i make it next weekend ( he'l bee tomorrow at home, i know it cause i talked to hes whife)

he: if you don't get your fucking ass tomorrow to doo that shit you son of a b**** bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla (lots of indecent words) bla bla bla bla bla

At first i was holding the phone away from my ear -even the actual customer could hear him yellin'. I thougt about to tell him, that he got to respect myself and stuff but then i decided to just say: mhm - aha yeah.... (i didn't want to make him more angry - so it's better to say just nothing.)

i just sayd: listen mister .... im actually talking whit an other customer, i'l see what i can doo for you.


So it was don for me - he should doo hes bloody stairs on his own, you know - no one's talking to me like this!!! i got propper angry and called my boss - which is a really good friend of mine. and he told me that i must to go tomorrow cause he's a really good customer n lots of shit.

sooo what pissed me of about that?

It was suposed to bee, to make that shit on saturday at the easters weekend and he caceled it. and before he decided to have this on easters weekend, i was about to go to croatia and to have a good time for it - so i canceled this, and all my friends got dissapointed, we didn't go and it was the worst easters weekend i ever remember.

Not enoff, i had to cancel a date with a verry nice girl for him - had to cancel all my works and projects for tomorrow just because of him and last but not least, i'l bee fucking tired to morrow so i can not doo the date tomorrow and il just have a shitty one day weekend!

[wolf89]

Watching this pissed me off.



I would honestly kick the fucking shit out of most of these guys on camera.

"filthier than a council falt"

"dub and step"

FUCKING STUPID stnuc.

[mc wayne]

i flounced on a doctor who forum, the main big one everyone uses. i got really annoyed with everyone there like i was being picked on

the admin/mods there are superstrict, any more shit from them i could of just told them to fuck them selves so i left my self. seems liek you can't even have a diss at some one for having different opinions, i got the last laught though because i left.

[NilsFG]

Watching this pissed me off.

I would honestly kick the fucking shit out of most of these guys on camera.

"filthier than a council falt"

"dub and step"

FUCKING STUPID stnuc.

Ignorance is bliss, they're just there to have some fun. On the other hand, at what cost?

Also, while I'm here, I just want to say that those dubstep t-shirts are fucking stupid.