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Post by dubluke » Wed May 14, 2008 8:53 am

concept_ wrote:But then other times, if you are seriously beaned up, no chance of getting it up :|
haha! that reminds me of when one of my oldest mates first took mdma, at about 5 in the morning he announced he was "GOING UPSTAIRS FOR SOME FUN" where his girlfriend was asleep, we PLEADED with him to not go up there for fear of embarrasing himself, i quote my mate "You will have the worst ED ever" but nothing would stop him :lol:

gave it about half an hour and he shambled back downstairs looking very sheepish, "she wasn't impressed guys, it seems that even where there is a will there isn't always a way" :roll:
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Post by concept_ » Wed May 14, 2008 8:58 am

dubluke wrote:
concept_ wrote:But then other times, if you are seriously beaned up, no chance of getting it up :|
haha! that reminds me of when one of my oldest mates first took mdma, at about 5 in the morning he announced he was "GOING UPSTAIRS FOR SOME FUN" where his girlfriend was asleep, we PLEADED with him to not go up there for fear of embarrasing himself, i quote my mate "You will have the worst ED ever" but nothing would stop him :lol:

gave it about half an hour and he shambled back downstairs looking very sheepish, "she wasn't impressed guys, it seems that even where there is a will there isn't always a way" :roll:
LOL, happens to the best of em i swear.

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Post by horse » Wed May 14, 2008 9:01 am

shane wrote:unrelated to the posts above...

i've totally got a thing for chicks in glasses.

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Post by santy » Wed May 14, 2008 12:32 pm

I have a thing for rough looking men =]

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Post by dubluke » Wed May 14, 2008 3:53 pm

concept_ wrote:
dubluke wrote:
concept_ wrote:But then other times, if you are seriously beaned up, no chance of getting it up :|
haha! that reminds me of when one of my oldest mates first took mdma, at about 5 in the morning he announced he was "GOING UPSTAIRS FOR SOME FUN" where his girlfriend was asleep, we PLEADED with him to not go up there for fear of embarrasing himself, i quote my mate "You will have the worst ED ever" but nothing would stop him :lol:

gave it about half an hour and he shambled back downstairs looking very sheepish, "she wasn't impressed guys, it seems that even where there is a will there isn't always a way" :roll:
LOL, happens to the best of em i swear.
haha, it was funny enough as it was but the look on his made the moment :lol:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by vonboyage » Wed May 14, 2008 4:19 pm

Santy wrote:I have a thing for rough looking men =]
Men who light up matches using facial stubble >>> men who don't
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Post by santy » Wed May 14, 2008 6:02 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
Santy wrote:I have a thing for rough looking men =]
Men who light up matches using facial stubble >>> men who don't
Not that kind of rough hehe :P

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Post by diss04 » Wed May 14, 2008 6:03 pm

Santy wrote:
Vonboyage wrote:
Santy wrote:I have a thing for rough looking men =]
Men who light up matches using facial stubble >>> men who don't
Not that kind of rough hehe :P
girls like pretty boys with nice cheekbones, right?... RIGHT? :o
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by santy » Wed May 14, 2008 6:07 pm

Diss04 wrote:
Santy wrote:
Vonboyage wrote:
Santy wrote:I have a thing for rough looking men =]
Men who light up matches using facial stubble >>> men who don't
Not that kind of rough hehe :P
girls like pretty boys with nice cheekbones, right?... RIGHT? :o
I'm different :D

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Post by diss04 » Wed May 14, 2008 6:10 pm

Santy wrote:
Diss04 wrote:
Santy wrote:
Vonboyage wrote:
Santy wrote:I have a thing for rough looking men =]
Men who light up matches using facial stubble >>> men who don't
Not that kind of rough hehe :P
girls like pretty boys with nice cheekbones, right?... RIGHT? :o
I'm different :D
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Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by pk- » Wed May 14, 2008 6:28 pm

Santy wrote:I have a thing for rough looking men =]
rough as in ugly?

if so helloooooo there 8)

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Post by diss04 » Wed May 14, 2008 6:38 pm

pk- wrote:
Santy wrote:I have a thing for rough looking men =]
rough as in ugly?

if so helloooooo there 8)
rough as in brutus from popeye
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by jazzamataz » Wed May 14, 2008 6:56 pm

I feel this is the right time to swoop in...
Hi Santy :wink:

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Post by corpsey » Wed May 14, 2008 6:57 pm

Santy wrote:Masturbation is boss =]
Is that you, mum?

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Post by diss04 » Wed May 14, 2008 6:57 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:I feel this is the right time to swoop in...
Hi Santy :wink:
yeah hayyyy scouse gal.
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by santy » Wed May 14, 2008 8:56 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:I feel this is the right time to swoop in...
Hi Santy :wink:
Haha hiya!!

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Post by santy » Wed May 14, 2008 8:57 pm

Corpsey wrote:
Santy wrote:Masturbation is boss =]
Is that you, mum?
Are you okay son? :wink:

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Post by djelements » Wed May 14, 2008 11:20 pm

Santy wrote:Masturbation is boss =]
Well, hello there.
http://soundcloud.com/helixdelay
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper

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Post by djelements » Wed May 14, 2008 11:27 pm

Also, this seems a good time to bring up this.
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Talented, aren't we? :wink:

Too bad I'm in the USA :(
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Post by felixgash » Wed May 14, 2008 11:29 pm

DJelements wrote: Too bad I'm in the USA :(
Why's that too bad, Beau?
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