things that have made you happy today

[bennyfroobs]

when im out all i wanna hear is absolute fraff and nonsense, i aint got no time to listen to some brers hopes and dreams and achievements. reminds me of people triyng to do "networking" with me aka how can this one dimensional relationship further their own career

[rockonin]

Put my chapagne football skills to use today. Ronaldo could learn a few things from me.

[orangeluva56]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

so i was fucking napping like and idiot and i missed this girls call TWICE. so i woke up an hour later and called her back to ask what she wanted. she said she wanted to come over and study (when she comes over she usually never studies, we just talk). so i was like yeah come over but she only had like an hour. so we were talking and shit like usual and when she was about to leave she told me that she was wearing really nice bra and panties and she told me that the reason she called me is cuz she wanted to FUCK! HOLY SHIT! she even told me she put on her good panties after she got off work. but we didnt have enough time so nothing happened! shit! im never gonna take a nap ever fucking again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

fucking christ why does god hate me

[ezza]

should of fisted her as she was leaving

[ezza]

imagine being a gyally like at the beach and someone fisted you from behind lol be so peak

upercut from behind... right up in that womb for the lads

[rockonin]

Orange I think you have learnt a major life lesson here. "You snooze, you lose"

[Shum]

[BonerJams04]

orangeluva ur such a chump m8

[OGLemon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

so i was fucking napping like and idiot and i missed this girls call TWICE. so i woke up an hour later and called her back to ask what she wanted. she said she wanted to come over and study (when she comes over she usually never studies, we just talk). so i was like yeah come over but she only had like an hour. so we were talking and shit like usual and when she was about to leave she told me that she was wearing really nice bra and panties and she told me that the reason she called me is cuz she wanted to FUCK! HOLY SHIT! she even told me she put on her good panties after she got off work. but we didnt have enough time so nothing happened! shit! im never gonna take a nap ever fucking again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

fucking christ why does god hate me

[OGLemon]

mans done cock blocked himself

[ezza]

orangeluva ur such a chump m8

pretty entertaining IMO

u seem pretty good at almost fucking gyal orangeluva

next time just do it - even if they try stop u just push it for another couple mins and they normally give in/dont press charges

once u fingering and start using the hook non of them gonna be like o yeh can u stop givin me immense pleasure please

[BonerJams04]

agent i wish i knew you irl when i was first enterin high school

[titchbit]

imo if she wanted to fuck, she would have made time to fuck.

the only ppl that won't have a quick fuck "cause they have to go somewhere" are ppl in relationships that fuck the same person everyday.

[ehbes]

agent i wish i knew you irl when i was first enterin high school

do you know how many addictions you'd have by now?!

[dickman69]

Soundcloud

[sigbowls]

sleeping. now im going to listen to coast to coast if its good. ghosts and aliens are good shows

[ehbes]

[titchbit]

Are u trying to hint at something ehbrums?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Soundcloud

cheers mane

[Terpit]

orangeluva ur such a chump m8

pretty entertaining IMO

Really? I think he's the least entertaining person on this forum