things that have made you happy today

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:36 pm

How do you watch that without your stomach emptying from the cringe?

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:32 pm

In an unashamed nod to wub's middle class caricature of our existence, me and the lady enjoyed a fondue whilst watching political dramas last night.

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:33 pm

Dear god is that where middle age takes you?

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:36 pm

I don't know, I'll tell you when I'm middle aged you cheeky little cunt.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:39 pm

That reply suits the avatars perfectly

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:43 pm

biab x2

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:03 pm

loooool

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:07 pm

I bet having a stare like chapman had could get you out of most situations

love that guy

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:53 pm

I put softener on our clothes yesterday and they smell awesome today.
Little things.

Riddles · Post by **Riddles** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:55 pm

Electric_Head wrote:I put softener on our clothes yesterday and they smell awesome today.
Little things.

you're alive!

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:04 pm

Indeed.
I have very little access to dsf now as well as my pc being down for 2 months.
It's pretty frustrating not having a pc but I'll hopefully get it sorted soon.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:07 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 63995.html

A professor has been sacked after he accidentally beamed porn through a lecture room projector for all his students to see.

The “popular” veteran teacher was in the middle of a lecture at a Zurich business school when he started watching a video on the Pornhub website.

He apparently didn’t realise his laptop was still plugged into the projector, meaning the images were broadcast onto a huge whiteboard.

The students also saw that he had been searching for images of naked amputee women

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:10 pm

That happened to the high school adjacent to mine 5 years ago

Speaker came in to do some presentation on bullying or something

Ended up playing gay porn infront of the entire school then literally ran out of the auditorium

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:20 pm

Nothing wrong with a stump fetish

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:46 pm

rayman612 wrote:That happened to the high school adjacent to mine 5 years ago

Speaker came in to do some presentation on bullying or something

Ended up playing gay porn infront of the entire school then literally ran out of the auditorium

Obligatory.

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:21 pm

rayman612 wrote:That happened to the high school adjacent to mine 5 years ago

Speaker came in to do some presentation on bullying or something

Ended up playing gay porn infront of the entire school then literally ran out of the auditorium

When I lived in Angola, a teacher let a friend of mine borrow his hard drive to copy some homework for submission. My friend found a folder, on the first page, called 'happy' filled with soft-core gay porn clips. The teacher clocked the access dates/time on the folder and the next day he resigned.

It's funny because nobody was even going to report him, we just found it funny

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:29 pm

Electric_Head wrote:Indeed.
I have very little access to dsf now as well as my pc being down for 2 months.
It's pretty frustrating not having a pc but I'll hopefully get it sorted soon.

and here im thinking its becausse you were working hard at your new job lol

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:47 pm

Electric_Head wrote:I put softener on our clothes yesterday and they smell awesome today.
Little things.

This motherfucker comes back to say this.

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:05 pm

rayman612 wrote:That happened to the high school adjacent to mine 5 years ago

Speaker came in to do some presentation on bullying or something

Ended up playing gay porn infront of the entire school then literally ran out of the auditorium

about 2 or so years ago my current maths teacher e-mailed his year 9's a screen shot of some work but in the other tab there was porn. He obvs got caught and had to apologise to the class and apparently he just went 'everyone does it but I just got caught'

titchbit · Post by **titchbit** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:41 pm

jesslem wrote:
rayman612 wrote:That happened to the high school adjacent to mine 5 years ago

Speaker came in to do some presentation on bullying or something

Ended up playing gay porn infront of the entire school then literally ran out of the auditorium
When I lived in Angola, a teacher let a friend of mine borrow his hard drive to copy some homework for submission. My friend found a folder, on the first page, called 'happy' filled with soft-core gay porn clips. The teacher clocked the access dates/time on the folder and the next day he resigned.

It's funny because nobody was even going to report him, we just found it funny

good thing it wasnt uganda!

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