The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Molzie]

nowaysknows

[ehbes]

Sorry, my life isn't The Notebook

[rickyarbino]

man gave you solid advice imo. unless you have a better idea...

[ehbes]

man gave you solid advice imo. unless you have a better idea...

I'm just busting his balls calm down

[rickyarbino]

setting you straight, act accordingly

[nowaysj]

man gave you solid advice imo. unless you have a better idea...

I'm just busting his balls calm down

I've got a better idea, I could give her the perfume?

Gonna need some pics here, ehbs? Is she a Jew like you?

[dickman69]

me and my building have been playing a game called "who will turn off the fire alarm?"

right, our fire alarm is the most fucked up piece of technology of all time. With varying regularity, it'll sound off the "fault" alarm, which is a constant single hi pitched whine loud enough to hear wether you're in the basement or the 2nd floor. It's like tinnitus, but coming from outside your ears. When this happens, someone has to go to the control box in the ground floor hall and press the "silence alarm" button. The worst thing is, the fucking thing clearly "knows" it's a fault, because the "fault" light is flashing.

Basically it's a waiting game about holding out for someone else in the block to fix it, as the sound slowly turns your brain to a vegetable state. Today, it's been especially bad. It'll go off again 2 minutes after silencing the alarm. The game ends when someone puts an axe through the control box.

Sleeping tonight will be fun

U think maybe it needs a battery or something?

[nowaysj]

He is from the North. Every problem can best be solved with an axe.

[Shum]

Out for 3 months and the Korean pancake place in town closed down.

[ehbes]

man gave you solid advice imo. unless you have a better idea...

I'm just busting his balls calm down

I've got a better idea, I could give her the perfume?

Gonna need some pics here, ehbs? Is she a Jew like you?

0% chance of pics

[rickyarbino]

Really now? That hardly seems fair, assuming she exists.

[DiegoSapiens]

Anyway you can always study the artist you like by your own. Art books are so expensive tho

Some times the reproductions are so shit though. Seeing the thing in person can be so overwhelming, and seeing it faded in a book, it's like oh there it is, but none of that power.

Some art needs to be seen in a system

[RKM]

just be careful with the foot pump on the big day ebhz you dont wanna overinflate

[wub]

just be careful with the foot pump on the big day ebhz you dont wanna overinflate

Or accidentally inflate her inside out.


She'd have a 12" cock and no facial features.

[Lye_Form]

man gave you solid advice imo. unless you have a better idea...

I'm just busting his balls calm down

I've got a better idea, I could give her the perfume?

Gonna need some pics here, ehbs? Is she a Jew like you?

0% chance of pics

Just got it from fb

[+] Spoiler

Ebs buy her one of those cards that say you got her a goat for an african family.

Why are you buying her a Christmas present in September?

[jrkhnds]

^ ehbs is in a relationship with eric?


perfume is always a delicate matter though. I can never quite judge how it may smell on her, if it fits her and if she even likes it in the first place. tricky. also, her sweat smells and tastes like heaven already. she only sweats when fucked though.

[kidshuffle]

0% chance of pics? Booo. I remember when ninjas were real and posted in the WAGs thread

[kidshuffle]

Been hearing rumors around work all week that we were getting bought out by another auto group...came in this morning and heard the deal will be finalized at the end of the week, and chances are that most of us will be seen as redundant. Fuuuuuck

[wub]

Been hearing rumors around work all week that we were getting bought out by another auto group...came in this morning and heard the deal will be finalized at the end of the week, and chances are that most of us will be seen as redundant. Fuuuuuck

Steal everything that isn't nailed down then gut the building for copper wire.

[kidshuffle]

Im gunna steal 6 cars and fuck both my bosses daughters