The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ehbes]

You banging that chick or nah?

[particle-jim]

Three customer service dept need to fuck off, bunch of cunce

[ezza]

fuck phone companies

went into virgin earlier to ask for a free payg sim and the guy said 'do we look like a charity'

LENG LENG LENG

probz cus i was in gym trackies n pulled out the nokia 3310 doe

[jrkhnds]

you wore your airmax90s didn't you

[xtcvsmistycold]

went into virgin earlier to ask for a free payg sim and the guy said 'do we look like a charity'

[pandabear]

Been sick for over 2 weeks. I'd like to believe that virus/bacteria strains are getting stronger than blaming my age (and general wellness). How can doing dishes get me so exhausted?

[ehbes]

think you have ebola

[ezza]

you wore your airmax90s didn't you

standardly.

aint gonna go gym without me garms

i look like a boss at the gym. proper hood it out

[Harkat]

man these haters

[Johoosh]

The past 3 weeks or so of jam-packed madness seem to have subsided, the endorphins are waning..

so now i'm on my own in my cold room, eating an iceland chicken fajita pizza with a stella, listening to LTJ Bukem - Atlantis b2b the Bake Off Final

[hubb]

bruhhemian

[ultraspatial]

the people who are in the same masters program with me just scream out midlife crisis. no idea why most of them even signed up. plus they were all bitching about how they can't make it to class cause they gotta work or w/e and how other people should help them out. fuck off if you can't do it, don't sign up.
downside of free/cheap education

[dickman69]

saw a little baby centipede on the wall

which can only mean that huge centipede that ive been seeing the past few months was actually pregnant & my basement is now infested w/ baby centipedes

[Harkat]

I think my breath is starting to smell like glasgow

my flat definitely smells pretty glasgow

sounds like I'm dissing glasgow but not really

It's weird how cities have smells. Like, once some dude was sweaty as fuck at the gym and I walked past him and my brain was like "London" and I remembered going to BM soho and shit. Here there's another distinct smell I haven't gotten anywhere else.

This friend of mine whos a big jazz person, sings jazz shows all the time etc, she always dreamed of going to NY, then she went there summer 2013 and she didn't like it - purely cos the smell

shits weird

[rickyarbino]

NY smells like anus though tbf.

[sigbowls]

you could make a gay joke with that

[rickyarbino]

Can't imagine what stopped you though.

[sigbowls]

i always stop it makes me last longer. was that a gay joke?

[DrGatineau]

I like the smell of New York. it's not anus/shit/fart, i think it's more gasoline b2b hamburgers.

[sigbowls]

i wish i lived in a cool city. a cool city without hipsters