The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[topmo3]

Ableton live often runs at 2287%.

lol how do u manage to make anything

[CreamLord]

Ordered some records almost 2 weeks ago, haven't shown up, messaged the seller asking what's up, still no reply 3 days later and I realised that I didn't pay with my PayPal account cause I couldn't be bothered logging in to change my card details

[jrkhnds]

learned your lesson.

[CreamLord]

Only £10 tbf but still I'd rather have the money, guy has a trusted seller rating as well. I'm hoping he's been busy and hasn't had a chance to see my message

[Harkat]

there's a decent chance of that

that's happened to me before. No messages at all for a while and then a "sorry was out" or whatever the fuck and then everythings fine

[sigbowls]

My Little Porny.

fap.

[jrkhnds]

the weather today is beyond shit, it's raining cats and dogs. I can't muster the will to drag myself to uni after having worked the graveyard shift. but I know I'll do fuck all at home if I don't go.

tempted to light up and just dgaf. still have so much work to do though.

[nowaysj]

Tryin to go to sleep, have an itch over my left shoulder, go to scratch it, it's soft, I scratch. Fucking finger comes back with a black, pulpy, leggy mess.


Fucking spiders need to get your own house, and get out of mine.

[Liam92]

Still got a sore jaw from a pill on Tuesday night, jaws just started clicking this morning too

[RKM]

ibruprofeins yo pal, anti inflammatory

much worse imo is getting fucking ulcers from that shit

[Liam92]

ibruprofeins yo pal, anti inflammatory

much worse imo is getting fucking ulcers from that shit

Yeah, I've taken some already.

Never had this clicking before, really fucking annoying

[nousd]

I'm clicking with my little porny.

[wub]

I'm clicking with my little porny.

http://dagobah.net/flash/I_Love_Horses.swf

[DiegoSapiens]

im having lot of ibuprofeins since 3 month ago, im scared of having an ulcer

[AxeD]

ibruprofeins yo pal, anti inflammatory

much worse imo is getting fucking ulcers from that shit

Prevention though. Not chewing gum helps a lot of people.
Also, eat a bananar (English pronunciation).

[rickyarbino]

Should be buhnahnah, imo.

[nousd]

b ah nah nah

monkeys chew off he pointier end
so that's where the big C lives
apparently
Where did I hear that?
Columbia on coke or Venezuela on valium?
musta been Venezuela cos I've never been to Columbia.
Nor had a dove shit on my shoulder.\
nor bin to venalzwana

I'm really pissed off now.

[hubb]

ibuprofen has just been outlawed over here because of issues with heart conditions and blood pressure etc

[Riddles]

ahh well, somethings gotta get ya.

[hubb]

oh sorry didn't want to sound like a wannabe doctor again


krokodil 4 ey'body