Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:26 pm

classagraphics wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote: i wish i was hungry enough to eat suttin nice
granted, but your mom's not around to prepare it for you

i wish it weren't so windy

granted, but wind evolves into tornadoes in two minutes flat, and now you live in the worlds windiest part of the world.

i wish this could come back to life, so the picture association game doesn't take over.

classagraphics · Post by **classagraphics** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:01 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
i wish this could come back to life, so the picture association game doesn't take over.

granted, but it all ends up getting overshadowed by the new "picture of the last shit i took" game thread

i wish for a bitch damned by god

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:07 am

Granted, but she eats your soul and you become an imortal zombie thursting for the blood of rats and small children.

I wish that all I wanted for xmas was my two front teeth.

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:02 pm

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but she eats your soul and you become an imortal zombie thursting for the blood of rats and small children.

I wish that all I wanted for xmas was my two front teeth.

GRANTED! Now you will lose your two front teeth and will have to replace them with tic tacs or corn...or just be toofless?

I wish someone would come over and bake cookies with me.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:18 pm

granted but they have personal hygiene problems and smell so bad that you vomit in the cookie mix. you pretend it didn't happen because you don't want them to feel bad and make the cookies anyway. they taste surprisingly good considering

i wish i wasn't hungover and at work

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:32 pm

granted, you wont be today but you will be on christmas day

i wish i didnt have exams after christmas holidays so that i could acctually have a christmas holiday instead of a 'christmas period that you have to revise over'

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:41 pm

Granted, now they are after your summer holiday and the whole summer is a 'holiday period that you have to revise over'

I wish I had my two front teef.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:55 pm

Granted, but they are in size ..... just like grave stones !

I wish I could get into the christmas vibe

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:10 pm

pdomino wrote:Granted, but they are in size ..... just like grave stones !

I wish I could get into the christmas vibe

GRANTED! You become a pack of instantly wasted batteries that was inserted into the "christmas vibe", which was just passed around a room full of swingers singing "joy to the world".

i wish i had bicycle.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:15 pm

Granted, but its a tandom, and you have no one to steer it.

I wish I had an egg Mc Muffin.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:19 pm

Ivy killed me lol

Granted, but you literally have an egg on a blueberry muffin.

I wish to finish early today.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:48 pm

pdomino wrote:Ivy killed me lol

Granted, but you literally have an egg on a blueberry muffin.

I wish to finish early today.

granted, but if you do you have to work on xmas day and new years day.

i wish this letter from school wasn't bad

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:56 am

BlizzardMusic wrote:
pdomino wrote:Ivy killed me lol

Granted, but you literally have an egg on a blueberry muffin.

I wish to finish early today.
granted, but if you do you have to work on xmas day and new years day.

i wish this letter from school wasn't bad

Granted, but the school's death threats and phone calls are pretty bad

I wish that I was getting laid over the weekend.

chu · Post by **chu** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:13 am

DJelements wrote:
I wish that I was getting laid over the weekend.

Granted, but the only person who'll sleep with you has no teeth and a pegleg.

I wish I got the whole week off for christmas.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:24 pm

Chu wrote:
DJelements wrote:
I wish that I was getting laid over the weekend.
Granted, but the only person who'll sleep with you has no teeth and a pegleg.

I wish I got the whole week off for christmas.

granted, but you have to rape a sheep for 12 hours a day to subscripe for the days off.

i wish my manager would fucking fone already

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:22 pm

granted but its to tell you you've been dropped from channel u

i wish i was doing a magnificent dance

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:19 pm

dubluke wrote:granted but its to tell you you've been dropped from channel u

i wish i was doing a magnificent dance

granted, but its the river dance.
i wish i had a chocolate bar

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:31 am

BlizzardMusic wrote:granted, but its the river dance.
i wish i had a chocolate bar

Granted, go ahead, eat it ... its a doggy bar.

I wish I could sleep.

classagraphics · Post by **classagraphics** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:20 pm

pdomino wrote: I wish I could sleep.

granted but you never wake up again

i wish the patriots lose

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:25 pm

granted but patriots are your club.
i wish i could eat lots and not get fat

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