The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Coppola]

I have a sinus headache that feels like a migraine.

blud you know what I wanna see

What

tell me you got that, c'mon man

Don't make me go through the steps with you...

[deepfiend]

I'VE FUCKING BEEN IN THIS FUCKING LIBRARY FOR 15+ FUCKING HOURS AND ITS FUCKING SUNNY OUTSIDE AND ITS FUCKING KILLING ME.

ALSO, THE FAT AND ANGRY SECURITY GUARD IS PLAYING IN FOR THE KILL ON REPEAT. I SWEAR DOWN I AM GOING TO LENG MAN OFF SOON.

CHRIST, I HATE UNIVERSITY.

[magma]

New laptop's a fucking bitch.

1. Sony put the pins the wrong way round on their VGA ports which means they don't work properly with Samsung monitors... so I can't use one of my screens until they sort out a software fix.

2. It wouldn't let me get onto SNR last night.

3. Ableton has decided I've used my license enough already and I've had to email customer support to have it unlocked so I can install properly.

4. VNC is refusing to work even though I've disabled all of the Windows 7 security crap, so I can't use my iPhone as a remote anymore.

I wish my old one hadn't fucked up.

[firky]

Took today off to do some stuff that I need to do but haven't had the time to. Such as go to the bank and pay some cash in, get my wheely bin off the council as it was nicked, etc. but it turns out I can't be fucking arsed to do any of it. It's too sunny and warm.

[walsh]

nothing im in a great mood... turn that frown upside down

it could be worse hey!

[tomm]

being back in work like a chump! i wish it was friday afternoon again, fucksaaaaaake

[walsh]

actually i'm pissed off now..... longa donga peep do my nut in

[mc wayne]

being back in work like a chump! i wish it was friday afternoon again, fucksaaaaaake

fuck you!
I had to work bank hol monday, stop bitching

[tr0tsky]

After spending the best 2 weeks of my life in Nicaragua shooting guns, snoofing pure charlie, swimming in lakes on volcanoes drinking rum and pulling georgous birds I've just arrived back in London.

Fuck.

My.

Life.

[gwa]

i haven't felt content in ages.

[firky]

Took today off to do some stuff that I need to do but haven't had the time to. Such as go to the bank and pay some cash in, get my wheely bin off the council as it was nicked, etc. but it turns out I can't be fucking arsed to do any of it. It's too sunny and warm.

I put woodstain on the garden shed, chucked in some taties, raspberries and strawberries, took me dog for a long walk then went to the pub for a pint and a bowl of chips... got home and brought it all back up again.

[-dubson-]

My farts are really bad today.

[WhosZena]

My farts are really bad today.

Eggs or cabbage

[Dead Rats]

I'm a bit fucking fucked.

[brettheaslewood]

11am bacon and egg sandwich

no further food, starving at work.
i'm thinking a fat dominoes tonight.

[AntlionUK]

I'm a bit fucking fucked.

how come brah?

[firky]

A letter arrived this morning saying I owe Portsmouth City Council several thousand pounds of unpaid council tax for the periods between 2001 - 2009, wtf?! I didn't live in Portsmouth in 2001 and I moved to London in 2007, besides I was exempt from council tax because I was a student and the 18 months I wasn't a student I paid it. Fucking tossers are threatening me with bailiffs, time to give my uncle (a lawyer) a ring methinks.

[-dubson-]

My farts are really bad today.

Eggs or cabbage

I still have them.

Mixture of eggs, cabbage and half decomposed rats.

[Coppola]

Got this sore of the side of my mouth that has split and is really painful. I think its called Angular Chelitis and it is fucking annoying.
Like this

[DZA]

Ive got something like that too

Did we make out?