The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ezza]

woiiiiii i just remembered

[dickman69]

full circle

[Muncey]

full circle

[rickyarbino]

Yo agent, how are you gonna eat this month?

[hubb]

cheek on cheek

[ezza]

wonga

if i get a wonga loan till december i can get another loan off another site to pay off the wonga loan and then pay that loan off in January when i get my student loan

[ezza]

i should become a financial advisor

got this shit on lock

[RKM]

im curious

did you order these hos in or did you hit up the 'saunas' down the road

i've always wondered what they were like inside tbh (without ever having the urge to actually hit up paying for sex)

[Harkat]

My best mate lost his virginity to a hooker

[ezza]

dude the one opposite biblos is fucking amazing

these chicks were sooo peng

the one next to shambarber... not so much. only £40 but you had a choice of two and they both looked like early 40s quite over weight and had heavy eastern european accents which were quite threatening

[rickyarbino]

Talk about it like you're comparing the grapes from tesco and m&s lol

[RKM]

lool this is too much, do they make any attempt to seem like a genuine sauna inside or is it just some battered mattresses

like could you go chill in the hot tub after

some friends of mine got chased outta one of the kentish town ones for walking in and hurling sausages around

[hubb]

but isn't that what you pay to get to do

[RKM]

true but they didn't go through the official channels ugetme

[ezza]

lool this is too much, do they make any attempt to seem like a genuine sauna inside or is it just some battered mattresses

like could you go chill in the hot tub after

some friends of mine got chased outta one of the kentish town ones for walking in and hurling sausages around

dude theres no fucking about at all lol

u walk in and they say "£80, 30 mins, suck and fuck, 69 is 40 extra and no anal"

[RKM]

lool who is such a 69 fan that they wanna shell out 40 extra ahah

ima stick with the dating game tbh its a long ting but probably cheaper...

[Muncey]

69 is 40 extra.. thats grim

[hubb]

true but they didn't go through the official channels ugetme

you mean the vagina right?

[Harkat]

i think the tesco curry i just ate had raw chicked & blood in it

[rickyarbino]

As far as pre-made food from tesco goes, I wouldn't risk anything other than the £3 meal deal tbh. Then again the tesco in my ends doesn't have a kitchen.