The Fedora/Cringe thread

[Phigure]

lol i mustve missed that. who was it

[SignalRecon]

lol i mustve missed that. who was it

Yo Phil, you not been on twitter much lately? Check your snaps inbox m8. Pretty urgent 130/420 tunage.

[SignalRecon]

Also, anything Jaden Smith and other retarded rich Scientology kids say:

http://gawker.com/every-single-thing-ab ... socialflow

Here is Willow on what her music is about:

WILLOW: And the feeling of being like, this is a fragment of a holographic reality that a higher consciousness made.
Willow is 14.

Here's Jaden on............................. I truly have no idea:

JADEN: Exactly. Because your mind has a duality to it. So when one thought goes into your mind, it's not just one thought, it has to bounce off both hemispheres of the brain. When you're thinking about something happy, you're thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It's a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That's not a duality consciousness. And you can't listen to your mind in those times — it'll tell you what you think and also what other people think.

[Harkat]

lool

meanwhile all those smarts go into making bait religion print fashion lines and wiz khalifa easy listening rap

[cyclopian]

The real question tho, what is the opposite of an apple?

[ehbes]

The real question tho, what is the opposite of an apple?

orange

[jrkhnds]

what about a red apple?

I'm going with pear.

[Phigure]

lol i mustve missed that. who was it

Yo Phil, you not been on twitter much lately? Check your snaps inbox m8. Pretty urgent 130/420 tunage.

wow omg your ballsack u got me

you wanted me to see it bad enough that you felt the need to contact me through like 3 platforms telling me to look at it

[dansci]

The real question tho, what is the opposite of an apple?

orange

I have a feeling the opposite of an apple is super heated plasma

[Phigure]

nah the literal opposite of an apple would be one made out of anti-protons, anti-neutrons, and positrons

[SignalRecon]

lol i mustve missed that. who was it

Yo Phil, you not been on twitter much lately? Check your snaps inbox m8. Pretty urgent 130/420 tunage.

wow omg your ballsack u got me

you wanted me to see it bad enough that you felt the need to contact me through like 3 platforms telling me to look at it

I'd let you cup that. I just want you to stop being mad at me. Or do I? I think it turns me on a bit... if we fuck would you be top or bottom? Or would you like, preffer if I was bottom but the. In the middle over-power you and force you to feel the things you're curious about?

[Phigure]

what address do i send your nambla membership badge to

[SignalRecon]

Lol. Thats pretty funny. Man I wish we could be friends. You're pretty cool and like, I just want to be accepted. You'll come around. F4F on twitter?

[dansci]

nah the literal opposite of an apple would be one made out of anti-protons, anti-neutrons, and positrons

Yeah but an apple is held together by inter-molecular forces... And is a solid. And is cold. The opposite would fly apart due to electrostatic repulsion. It would have to be extremely hot and it can't be a solid. And due to the scarcity of anti-matter, super-hot plasma is the only logical choice.

[SignalRecon]

Good form dansci

[ehbes]

lol i mustve missed that. who was it

Yo Phil, you not been on twitter much lately? Check your snaps inbox m8. Pretty urgent 130/420 tunage.

wow omg your ballsack u got me

you wanted me to see it bad enough that you felt the need to contact me through like 3 platforms telling me to look at it

i saw it too

[SignalRecon]

On the reals it was the bottom end of my gf's dildo. Clever hoax. Y'all got got.

[Phigure]

nah the literal opposite of an apple would be one made out of anti-protons, anti-neutrons, and positrons

Yeah but an apple is held together by inter-molecular forces... And is a solid. And is cold. The opposite would fly apart due to electrostatic repulsion. It would have to be extremely hot and it can't be a solid. And due to the scarcity of anti-matter, super-hot plasma is the only logical choice.

actually you dont know shit tbh

anti-protons have negative charge while positrons have positive charge, there would be the exact same attractive forces as in a regular apple lol

[ehbes]

yeah dansci, everyone knows that. GOSH

[Phigure]

should expect nothing less when he tries to step to a physics major with that kind of nonsense