
your moms tits aren't real either:

When I first found this place I was like the fuck is this shit. Everytime I come back here I'm still like the fuck is this shit.
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
Soundcloud.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
Better that then she MAKING love to me. Innit, DZA..DZA wrote:Its ok to be pissed off i would be if my mum didnt love me
When I first found this place I was like the fuck is this shit. Everytime I come back here I'm still like the fuck is this shit.
WHAT!?!?! you mum touches you2manynoobs wrote:Better that then she MAKING love to me. Innit, DZA..DZA wrote:Its ok to be pissed off i would be if my mum didnt love me
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
Soundcloud.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
When I first found this place I was like the fuck is this shit. Everytime I come back here I'm still like the fuck is this shit.
When I first found this place I was like the fuck is this shit. Everytime I come back here I'm still like the fuck is this shit.

"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
FUCKING AWESOMEBabe27 wrote:WTF???????????
SUM1 JUS TOLD ME WAT U WERE DOIN U FREAK!!!!
GET TEH FUK OVA IT...WER OVA...AN STOP POSTIN PICS OV ME...TAK EM DOWN NAW!
Great porn vid in the making...dubluke wrote:
here's me being drunk and red faced with my best mate and my other best mates drunken horny mother, luckily her boyfriend neglected to put up the ones where she had demanded we pick her up
Is it me or does she bear more than a passing resemblance to Jip's Mum out of Human Traffic?!dubluke wrote:
here's me being drunk and red faced with my best mate and my other best mates drunken horny mother, luckily her boyfriend neglected to put up the ones where she had demanded we pick her up
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
hahahaha, maybe a little bit, lily's mum is crazy though, when I came back to lily's house the next day to help tidy up and to get my car, her mum and her mum's mates were still in the depths of a mephedrone binge, this was at about 5pm by nowmagma wrote:Is it me or does she bear more than a passing resemblance to Jip's Mum out of Human Traffic?!dubluke wrote:
here's me being drunk and red faced with my best mate and my other best mates drunken horny mother, luckily her boyfriend neglected to put up the ones where she had demanded we pick her up
Perhaps don't mention that to your mate.
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
faust.dtc wrote:Mate, you cant just come on here and post pictures of random girls to fool us into thinking you may have had a real life girlfriend once...thats Firkys territory.
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i genuinely love you luke, I hope you know thatdubluke wrote:![]()
the feeling is mutual Pk MY LOVE, I want you to be there on my wedding day, but not as the best one man, as the one in the goddamn veil!pk- wrote:i genuinely love you luke, I hope you know thatdubluke wrote:![]()
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
Must've been a hell of a nightdubluke wrote:
here's me being drunk and red faced with my best mate and my other best mates drunken horny mother, luckily her boyfriend neglected to put up the ones where she had demanded we pick her up
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
Soundcloud.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
jesus, scary!NilsFG wrote:Must've been a hell of a nightdubluke wrote:
here's me being drunk and red faced with my best mate and my other best mates drunken horny mother, luckily her boyfriend neglected to put up the ones where she had demanded we pick her up
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'

jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
Soundcloud.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
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