The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ezza]

start dealing man. for real.

download tor browser and look into the black markets on there. you can make bare p without having to deal with the sort of people in real life who have big weight to sell.

im 100% on it if i cant find a job after uni

[hubb]

lol

cheers


soronery, I cant respond to something like that but cheers anywho

[sigbowls]

i need to go to the store to get a lighter and food

[OGLemon]

start dealing man. for real.

download tor browser and look into the black markets on there. you can make bare p without having to deal with the sort of people in real life who have big weight to sell.

im 100% on it if i cant find a job after uni

breaking lad

[Phigure]

start dealing man. for real.

download tor browser and look into the black markets on there. you can make bare p without having to deal with the sort of people in real life who have big weight to sell.

im 100% on it if i cant find a job after uni

I can help you launder your bitcoins m8

[ehbes]

start dealing man. for real.

download tor browser and look into the black markets on there. you can make bare p without having to deal with the sort of people in real life who have big weight to sell.

im 100% on it if i cant find a job after uni

I can help you launder your bitcoins m8

is that even a thing? ffs lol

[AxeD]

Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.

[mIrReN]

I've heard a hiphop remix of sorts (just a sped up piece by Mozart iirc) was quite ok as instrumental but got tedious because nothing was done with it just the very well known bit looped fast paced

[3za]

no spanking
no future

[AxeD]

I've heard a hiphop remix of sorts (just a sped up piece by Mozart iirc) was quite ok as instrumental but got tedious because nothing was done with it just the very well known bit looped fast paced

Yeah I reckon some sort of mangled hip hop thing could work.
Could probably sample a ton of stuff from other beats and make more of mash up
thing. Otherwise I'll put some string players in the studio and record a stripped
down version or something.

[Shum]

Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.

reading this actually rustled my jimmies.

do dub versions of the fugues from the Well-Tempered Clavier or the Little Fugue or something.

[Harkat]

Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.

Man, remixed classical shit is the cringest music in the world

There's always some stage show with breakdancers rocking fitted caps doing headspins to mozart or whatever being advertised at any given time in Oslo, so corny

[ultraspatial]

I've heard a hiphop remix of sorts (just a sped up piece by Mozart iirc) was quite ok as instrumental but got tedious because nothing was done with it just the very well known bit looped fast paced

Yeah I reckon some sort of mangled hip hop thing could work.
Could probably sample a ton of stuff from other beats and make more of mash up
thing. Otherwise I'll put some string players in the studio and record a stripped
down version or something.

can't you just sample loads of random sounds from it so one couldn't tell it's actually classical music?

[ultraspatial]

Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.

Man, remixed classical shit is the cringest music in the world

There's always some stage show with breakdancers rocking fitted caps doing headspins to mozart or whatever being advertised at any given time in Oslo, so corny

shudder
that's more cringe than old rock bands playing alongside some orchestra to show how rlly mature they are as artists

[Shum]

industrial/power metal version of that lick my ass canon that Mozart did lol

[dickman69]

Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.

Man, remixed classical shit is the cringest music in the world

There's always some stage show with breakdancers rocking fitted caps doing headspins to mozart or whatever being advertised at any given time in Oslo, so corny

shudder
that's more cringe than old rock bands playing alongside some orchestra to show how rlly mature they are as artists

my buddy told me the scorpions are the greatest rock band of all time bc they played w/ the berlin philharmonic lol

[sigbowls]

last night not having my mom and step dad here.

[syrup]

@AxeD:

[jrkhnds]

so... remixing Mozart, eh? he sent you the stems?

[AxeD]

Mozart had a pretty advanced multi-track tape machine for his time

Maybe I can pull of some really cheesy euro dance edit
Problem is, only one of the original pieces I can choose from has something that
resembles a hook. Half of them are pre Bach.
Sampling is not allowed either. I'll figure something out though.