The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[jrkhnds]

just make izan techno. sample some little clicks and chirps, crush them, add a huge ass 909 and you're set.

maybe get some strings like Randomer's "Bring".

[RKM]

fuck me, spending all this week working on an essay, show to prepare too of course, and i agreed to dj this chicks house party, gotta do all night, it's some intimate 50 people affair and chatting to her tonight she wasnt feeling the fun bassline/garage, upbeat jungle selection i thought was gonna work, i seriously do not have time for this shit faaam

[Shum]

Mozart had a pretty advanced multi-track tape machine for his time

Maybe I can pull of some really cheesy euro dance edit
Problem is, only one of the original pieces I can choose from has something that
resembles a hook. Half of them are pre Bach.
Sampling is not allowed either. I'll figure something out though.

don't leave a niqqa hanging. what are your choices?

[dickman69]

fuck me, spending all this week working on an essay, show to prepare too of course, and i agreed to dj this chicks house party, gotta do all night, it's some intimate 50 people affair and chatting to her tonight she wasnt feeling the fun bassline/garage, upbeat jungle selection i thought was gonna work, i seriously do not have time for this shit faaam

tell her to fuck off & buy a radio

[Ema_geodiV]

We missed u emma xxx

aaawwww I missed you too x) and I'm glad you spelled my name right I need to change my username in this forum hahaha if only i can

[RKM]

innit, it's just an awkward situation, i don't want to play complete crap but i don't wanna be up there on my own for hours clearing rooms with my nerd selection

downloaded bare tlc tonight but tbh that's just 4 me

[Ema_geodiV]

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Have to 'remix' classical pieces by either Bach or Mozart for a uni thing.
How do you even go about this? I can't make izan techno out of this major
key fiddle biz.

Man, remixed classical shit is the cringest music in the world

There's always some stage show with breakdancers rocking fitted caps doing headspins to mozart or whatever being advertised at any given time in Oslo, so corny

shudder
that's more cringe than old rock bands playing alongside some orchestra to show how rlly mature they are as artists

my buddy told me the scorpions are the greatest rock band of all time bc they played w/ the berlin philharmonic lol

My friend makes orchestral songs and he adds a little bit of brostep to it. It sounds a little bit off at first but he's getting better at it and it sounds kinda original. If ever you played those retro castlevania games, it kinda sounds like that. (I'm talking about the soundtracks)

[AxeD]

Mozart had a pretty advanced multi-track tape machine for his time

Maybe I can pull of some really cheesy euro dance edit
Problem is, only one of the original pieces I can choose from has something that
resembles a hook. Half of them are pre Bach.
Sampling is not allowed either. I'll figure something out though.

don't leave a niqqa hanging. what are your choices?

Mozart symphony #40
Beethoven 9th
String quartet #14 Schubert (not Bach, this was changed)

And then some baroque/renaissance works like Tritste Plaisir.
Trying something with the Mozart symphony now, probably the most recognizable one.

Thanks for the tips guys

[RKM]

how is this even pissing you off that is the funnest sounding assignment man

and here i am writing 3000 words on the poetry of ovid......

[Shum]

yeah ripping up Death and the Maiden would be fun.

[Harkat]

I used to try djing class parties back in oslo but fuck that haha

same problem. I thought like Joker and whatever would work well enough but thats not how it works...bitches wanna hear macklemore and john mayer lol

[ultraspatial]

just play noise b2b tibetan bowls & chants

[cyclopian]

just play noise b2b tibetan bowls & chants

then toss in Mere Sher (and make sure to wheel it back at least 3-4 times)

[Shum]

don't forget your airhorn and/or dub siren.

[nowaysj]

she's strapped iirc

[hifi]

guy almost hydroplaned into me

[jrkhnds]

guy almost hydroplaned into me

should be in the happy thread.
don't be so negative.

[magma]

guy almost hydroplaned into me

I keep reading this as if a guy tried to motorboat you.

[Forum]

Hate my car this time of year, I wheel spin on frost at every junction, it doesn't matter how little revs I use

[Liam92]

innit, it's just an awkward situation, i don't want to play complete crap but i don't wanna be up there on my own for hours clearing rooms with my nerd selection

downloaded bare tlc tonight but tbh that's just 4 me

Bitches love happy hardcore