Post here when you have had a poo

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:19 pm

thats pretty impressive tbh

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:44 pm

kidshuffle wrote:thats pretty impressive tbh

Just tryna inspire bruvas out here y'know.

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:04 pm

Quite a sloppy on to be honest. Wasn't an enjoyable movement. It was accompanied by the frustration of needing to wipe your arse so many times that you need to do multiple flushing or run the risk of a blocked toilet.

overture · Post by **overture** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:02 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I tried to force out a quick one incognito style at someone elses house (friend of a friend) once but it was anything but clean, with no toilet roll and not wanting to expose the game by asking, I used a nearby flannel, rinsed as best and as quick as I could after I cleaned out my rarse, rolled it up inwards and pocketed that bitch. Knowing I was sat there with strangers, face-cloth now turned shitrag in my hoody pocket was unbearable pressure, I pulled the old gotta make a quick phone call outside trick, and fucking launched that thing 2 gardens up, went back inside like I had just pulled off a gem heist... FELT FUCKING AWESOME, as did my clean arse . I now carry a small pack of babywipes in my rucksack of urban essentials like the fucking woman I am (I have a rape alarm in the rucksack also ). Later that night though I thought to myself "I bet they clock the missing flannel, FUCK"

This is amazing!

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:26 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I tried to force out a quick one incognito style at someone elses house (friend of a friend) once but it was anything but clean, with no toilet roll and not wanting to expose the game by asking, I used a nearby flannel, rinsed as best and as quick as I could after I cleaned out my rarse, rolled it up inwards and pocketed that bitch. Knowing I was sat there with strangers, face-cloth now turned shitrag in my hoody pocket was unbearable pressure, I pulled the old gotta make a quick phone call outside trick, and fucking launched that thing 2 gardens up, went back inside like I had just pulled off a gem heist... FELT FUCKING AWESOME, as did my clean arse . I now carry a small pack of babywipes in my rucksack of urban essentials like the fucking woman I am (I have a rape alarm in the rucksack also ). Later that night though I thought to myself "I bet they clock the missing flannel, FUCK"

Post of the year.

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:25 pm

i dont think i took a poo all day yesterday, and now my innerself is growling like hell

bracing for impact

gotta love the super dense ones

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:14 pm

my ass is a water fountain

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:24 pm

Been away for 2 weeks and when I get back to work the staff toilets have become unisex, not sure that was a wise move, despite my being incredibly feminine my shits are far from ladylike, just destroyed the lavs

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:27 pm

looks like you'll be saving those shits for home

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:31 pm

fuck no, I'm not giving up my mid-afternoon work poo

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:34 pm

only god can judge

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:42 pm

good work jim. don't let anyone take away your god given right to shit on the job

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:57 pm

ive been poo'n like crazy today, been eating burritos a lot

forbidden · Post by **forbidden** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:54 am

lol @ this entire thread. might have to contribute in the future.

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:16 pm

bunch of poos today due to a hotsauce/chili overload

word up

untightled · Post by **untightled** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:20 pm

i tried

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:22 pm

my stomach is to delicate for morroco

untightled · Post by **untightled** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:23 pm

i feel you bro

EliteLennon117 · Post by **EliteLennon117** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:23 pm

haven't pooed for a couple days. gettin worried.

EliteLennon117 · Post by **EliteLennon117** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:26 pm

never mind just took a shit

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