Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:30 pm

granted but you can only eat celery
i wish the forum hadnt broke and lost the best part of 40 of my posts

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:54 am

Dubloke wrote:granted but you can only eat celery

I wish the forum hadnt broke and lost the best part of 40 of my posts

Granted, they were never posted.

I wish that I actually got the courage to bone my girlfriend before we split and she started dating a creepy dude.

EDIT: She was the sex before first date type, and I was like "OSHIT HERPES", then later found out she was a virgin at the time. dammit

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:38 pm

Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:56 pm

pdomino wrote:Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.

Ahem.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:23 pm

kidlogic wrote:
pdomino wrote:Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.
Ahem.

I wish kidlogic would wish or GTFO mai intrnetz.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:26 pm

DJelements wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
pdomino wrote:Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.
Ahem.

I wish kidlogic would wish or GTFO mai intrnetz.

granted, but he wishes for you to fuck off, and he grants true wishes.
i wish tony hawks proving ground and the ps2 controller would come already!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:54 am

BlizzardMusic wrote:
DJelements wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
pdomino wrote:Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.
Ahem.

I wish kidlogic would wish or GTFO mai intrnetz.
granted, but he wishes for you to fuck off, and he grants true wishes.
i wish tony hawks proving ground and the ps2 controller would come already!

Im in ur forumz, grantin ur wishiz...

granted, but the controlers broke and instead of Tony Hawk's Proving Ground you get Tony Blairs' Parlimentary Fun-Time, which sucks. Bad.

I wish I had a car.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:13 am

granted, its a pink mini cooper owned by phil collins.

i wish i had a hd tv.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:33 am

Granted, but its just fallen off the wall cause you couldnt find the proper wall-mount and said "Fuck it, tape should work..."

I wish I had better coffee here at work.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:41 am

Its a confusing read, she likes sex before marriage but is a virgin lol

Granted, but you have to pick it up from Columbia.

I wish it would snow harder.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:45 am

I was just "ahem"ing cause you forgot to wish...

Granted, but it all starts to turn yellow...

I wish for whirrled peas.

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:51 am

granted. the world is replaced peacefully with this:

i wish i had my own 900 number this week.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:56 am

Granted but the LA Weekly gets your number mixed up with the number for the World of Warcraft helpline and you keep getting geeks calling looking for help with their level 3 elves and asking where to find the Sword of Truth.

I wish I had Ivy's 900 number...

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:25 am

*Thanks Kid, get ya

*

Granted, but she has no ears to hear you

I wish I wasnt at work.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:26 am

granted, but you live in a stable.
i wish i had a new dressing gown.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:45 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:granted, but you live in a stable.
i wish i had a new dressing gown.

Granted, but its your uncles and there is a hole in the pocket on the inside.

I wish prett didnt have rubbish stock

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:44 am

Ashley wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:granted, but you live in a stable.
i wish i had a new dressing gown.
Granted, but its your uncles and there is a hole in the pocket on the inside.

I wish prett didnt have rubbish stock

Granted, all it has now is premium stock that is way to overpriced for you to afford.

I wish I knew what prett was.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:20 pm

kidlogic wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Granted, but its your uncles and there is a hole in the pocket on the inside.

I wish prett didnt have rubbish stock
Granted, all it has now is premium stock that is way to overpriced for you to afford.

I wish I knew what prett was.

Granted, but it's the world's shadow government, and you die a tortuous death. VERY VERY SLOWWWWWLY.

I wish that I would die peacefully in a sea of happy manatees and at the age of 90, with all my loved ones in perfect understanding of my upcoming death.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:36 pm

DJelements wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Granted, but its your uncles and there is a hole in the pocket on the inside.

I wish prett didnt have rubbish stock
Granted, all it has now is premium stock that is way to overpriced for you to afford.

I wish I knew what prett was.
Granted, but it's the world's shadow government, and you die a tortuous death. VERY VERY SLOWWWWWLY.

I wish that I would die peacefully in a sea of happy manatees and at the age of 90, with all my loved ones in perfect understanding of my upcoming death.

Granted, you died due to a heart attack and now the manatees are raping your body.

I wish my subway sandwich lasted longer

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:33 pm

Ashley wrote:
I wish my subway sandwich lasted longer

Granted, you have no mouth and now it lasts for a very very very long time, because you can't eat it.

I wish the internet was more than just a big truck, something I just put things in.

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