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Post by felixgash » Thu May 15, 2008 11:19 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
kamala wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:meh, im not impressed unless she's deep throating them :P
I'm not gonna use my FULL skills on bottles, whats the point in that :wink: :P

never hurts to practice :lol:
penises are a little more....pliable....when it comes to deep throat...

glass bottles arent.
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Post by theevilgirl » Thu May 15, 2008 11:20 am

Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:meh, im not impressed unless she's deep throating them :P
I'm not gonna use my FULL skills on bottles, whats the point in that :wink: :P

never hurts to practice :lol:
I mean its a waste to do it on a bottle, i just stick to deepthroating while doing the real thing :wink: x
lol rather choke on something thats worth it


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Post by vonboyage » Thu May 15, 2008 11:21 am

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Post by kamala » Thu May 15, 2008 11:21 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
kamala wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:meh, im not impressed unless she's deep throating them :P
I'm not gonna use my FULL skills on bottles, whats the point in that :wink: :P

never hurts to practice :lol:
penises are a little more....pliable....when it comes to deep throat...

glass bottles arent.

well, theres always the lying on ur back with ur head hanging off the edge of the bed thing but thats getting complicated just for a few brews haha

altho i bet it wuld get u pretty wasted if u culd figure a way to shotgun like that :P


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http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AqY ... throat.jpg
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Post by theevilgirl » Thu May 15, 2008 11:23 am

felixGash wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
kamala wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:meh, im not impressed unless she's deep throating them :P
I'm not gonna use my FULL skills on bottles, whats the point in that :wink: :P

never hurts to practice :lol:
penises are a little more....pliable....when it comes to deep throat...

glass bottles arent.
This.

Though purely out of common sense.. I swear..
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Post by dubluke » Thu May 15, 2008 11:24 am

amy thats some grim diagram there :o

is that not like...painful??
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Post by theevilgirl » Thu May 15, 2008 11:24 am

kamala wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
kamala wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:meh, im not impressed unless she's deep throating them :P
I'm not gonna use my FULL skills on bottles, whats the point in that :wink: :P

never hurts to practice :lol:
penises are a little more....pliable....when it comes to deep throat...

glass bottles arent.

well, theres always the lying on ur back with ur head hanging off the edge of the bed thing but thats getting complicated just for a few brews haha

altho i bet it wuld get u pretty wasted if u culd figure a way to shotgun like that :P


btw, this

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AqY ... throat.jpg
see im not a big beer drinker....

again....rather choke on something thats worth it.
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Post by kamala » Thu May 15, 2008 11:25 am

i never drink beer :)


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Post by kamala » Thu May 15, 2008 11:27 am

dubluke wrote:amy thats some grim diagram there :o

is that not like...painful??


uhhhmmmmmm i probably should plead the 5th.


nah not painful but theres a reason the term is 'choke on it' haha


unless you've got a lot of practice, and no i dont mean on bottles :roll:
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Post by cal » Thu May 15, 2008 11:29 am

Frankfurter Sausages?
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Post by von » Thu May 15, 2008 11:30 am

Women should be able to dislocate their own jaws.

Or men should be allowed to do it for them. Legally.
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Post by kamala » Thu May 15, 2008 11:46 am

now this impresses me :o


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Post by von » Thu May 15, 2008 11:47 am

I bet you can't do that.
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Post by kins83 » Thu May 15, 2008 11:48 am

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Post by kamala » Thu May 15, 2008 11:48 am

Von wrote:I bet you can't do that.

NOW i'm gonna plead the 5th :lol:
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Post by santy » Thu May 15, 2008 11:59 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:meh, im not impressed unless she's deep throating them :P
I'm not gonna use my FULL skills on bottles, whats the point in that :wink: :P

never hurts to practice :lol:
I mean its a waste to do it on a bottle, i just stick to deepthroating while doing the real thing :wink: x
lol rather choke on something thats worth it


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Post by djelements » Thu May 15, 2008 1:43 pm

Santy wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:
Santy wrote: I'm not gonna use my FULL skills on bottles, whats the point in that :wink: :P

never hurts to practice :lol:
I mean its a waste to do it on a bottle, i just stick to deepthroating while doing the real thing :wink: x
lol rather choke on something thats worth it


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Exactly! :D
You have improved this thread a lot, santy.
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Post by santy » Thu May 15, 2008 1:46 pm

DJelements wrote:
Santy wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Santy wrote:
kamala wrote:
never hurts to practice :lol:
I mean its a waste to do it on a bottle, i just stick to deepthroating while doing the real thing :wink: x
lol rather choke on something thats worth it


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Exactly! :D
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Post by bellybelle » Thu May 15, 2008 3:18 pm

shane wrote:unrelated to the posts above...

i've totally got a thing for chicks in glasses.

i dont get it but damnnnnnnn

i like it when it looks like a man can read too :D ... i get all revved up thinking i can talk to him...until he opens his mouth and i realize he just couldn't see..

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Post by horse » Thu May 15, 2008 3:36 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
when it comes to deep throat...
of which - must be seen to be believed

no penises or hardcore or anything like that but at the same time, not entirely SFW. unreal skills from the queen of DT.
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