things that have made you happy today

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:52 am

JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:

"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"

Slam Dunk.

Marry it.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:54 am

JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:

"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"

Slam Dunk.

I wouldn't of put ol' Jacqueline as the blowjob type myself, but I guess it was a pleasent surprise.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:05 am

Dead Rats wrote:
JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:

"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"

Slam Dunk.
I wouldn't of put ol' Jacqueline as the blowjob type myself, but I guess it was a pleasent surprise.

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:49 pm

Just got Assassin's Creed II pon the xbox.

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:03 pm

Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

herbalicious · Post by **herbalicious** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:05 pm

magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

I thought it was quite good....very...different....but in a good way!

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:30 pm

magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom?

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:15 pm

tr0tsky wrote:
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!
Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom?

I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:49 pm

kejk wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:I might have gotten another residency tonight
An other, or another?!

Another! I just have to send the guy a mix, although he was listening to my set live and was jerking off about it lol

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:51 pm

magma wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!
Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom?
I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.

I will pray for you to make sure it happens

elibomyekip · Post by **elibomyekip** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:07 pm

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:25 pm

elibomyekip wrote:

wtf??

collige · Post by **collige** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:32 pm

JFK wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:
wtf??

Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.

bassbum · Post by **bassbum** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:13 pm

Parsons rant in "do you think humanity is worth saving?"
some epic stuff in there

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:21 pm

1oz of morrocon hashish winging it's way to me shortly and all for free (well, apart from the bit where I had to design a website and accompanying flyers)

bassbum · Post by **bassbum** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:39 pm

firky wrote:1oz of morrocon hashish winging it's way to me shortly and all for free (well, apart from the bit where I had to design a website and accompanying flyers)

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:11 am

collige wrote:
JFK wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:
wtf??
Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.

wow

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:47 am

magma wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!
Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom?
I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.

I'll shall be thinking about you two in a passionate embrace.

Dubstepforum: better than porn.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:13 am

elibomyekip wrote:

Shadrack! Buss out dem skates!

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:48 pm

signals wrote:
collige wrote:
JFK wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:
wtf??
Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.
wow

Carrot knife crime is even better.

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