The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[RKM]

ah peak i'm not registered to vote in bristol, i am in london but doubt i can be bothered to bus it home vote and come back all in one day, conservatives/ukip etc couldn't possibly win either seat but still seems a waste not voting

[Johoosh]

ah peak i'm not registered to vote in bristol, i am in london but doubt i can be bothered to bus it home vote and come back all in one day, conservatives/ukip etc couldn't possibly win either seat but still seems a waste not voting

You can register to vote by emergency proxy but I think it might be fairly long

Have a dig

[hubb]

Just read that two people died by lightning in my hometown just now.
Hope it's no one I know, but it is f*cked up anyway.

It's the Quickening.

There can be only one.

What is it with you and this..... hmm... 'scriblical tourettes' ?

[nobody]

Mouth
ulcer

herpes haha

[Reese_Liar]

Just read that two people died by lightning in my hometown just now.
Hope it's no one I know, but it is f*cked up anyway.

It's the Quickening.

There can be only one.

What is it with you and this..... hmm... 'scriblical tourettes' ?

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

Mouth
ulcer

herpes haha

Nah if it was herpes I would have written.

Mouth
Herpes

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

Update time. The ulcer is now huge but has formed a crate I'm the top and hurts more
Probs from drinking shitty 35 p energy drinks all day

Happy pick a tnuc day btw

[dickman69]

Red Squirrels keep eating my birdfeeder seeds but those seeds are not 4 them, so we got some takeout trays and made the birdfeeders squirrel proof, now though I feel bad for the little red squirrels so i throw some peanuts out there & before the squirrels can find the peanuts, blue jays come & eat them

Squirrels can never win

[hubb]

Just read that two people died by lightning in my hometown just now.
Hope it's no one I know, but it is f*cked up anyway.

It's the Quickening.

There can be only one.

What is it with you and this..... hmm... 'scriblical tourettes' ?

I even like the 2nd highlander it's sick

[hubb]

Red Squirrels keep eating my birdfeeder seeds but those seeds are not 4 them, so we got some takeout trays and made the birdfeeders squirrel proof, now though I feel bad for the little red squirrels so i throw some peanuts out there & before the squirrels can find the peanuts, blue jays come & eat them

Squirrels can never win

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Landa: Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. The Führer and Goebbels's propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Consider, for a moment, the world a rat lives in. It's a hostile world, indeed. If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility?
Perrier LaPadite: I suppose I would.
Landa: Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel towards them?
LaPadite: Rats spread diseases. They bite people.
Landa: Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree?
LaPadite: Oui.
Landa: Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you?
LaPadite: No.
Landa: But they're both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they?
LaPadite: It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel.
Landa: Ha! However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a rat were to walk in here right now, as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?
LaPadite: Probably not.
Landa: I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. But there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.

[mason666]

My dad used to drown the squirrels in my garden

[OGLemon]

omg

[ehbes]

squirrels are rats with bigger tails.

[hubb]

My dad used to drown the squirrels in my garden

oh god

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My dad decided for his mum that her cancerous cat had to get shot with a shotgun trapped inside a cardboard crate instead of paying a lot to get it offed at the vets... he just didn't consider that everyone around including his six year old son (me) would hear the shot and come running over - turned me off hunting tbh

[DrGatineau]

'enmark

[ehbes]

some fuck in my class is trying to justify what Israel is doing to Palestine... This is why I hate people

[hubb]

'enmark

oh lol - a hunting type of shotgun tbf

but come down that american horse im not against you fine people like at all
I even have family over at yours lol

[jrkhnds]

but come down that american horse im not against you fine people like at all
I even have family over at yours lol

he's seduced your mother so your sister is his daughter.

grim.

[Molzie]

rip the dude from hot chocolate

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that riff

[ehbes]

gf's bunny was run over in the street