things that have made you happy today

[topmo3]

skeng use 2 get wheeled all the time because its the tune. even i who am not a real dj played the remix once and a membr of audience wheeled it

[RKM]

been mixing spongebob and jah war recently, trying to get the jah war vocal over the buzzing swing of spongebob, its not quite there but i still buss gun pon ones

[DrGatineau]

this is hilarious

http://uniladmag.com/video/n-word-prank ... y-awkward/

[magma]

I just gone and got myself a date tomorrow.



A new job and a date all in one day. I'm the new Magma.

Does she have African hair as well?

That would've tickled his nose to much when he was sniffing her scalp on the bus.

Is this an actual date, Rockonin or do you just have plans to hide behind your neighbour's bins and rub one out to her bathroom silhouette?

[RKM]

having a bad day at work eh magma

[magma]

Naw, I'm only playing about.

Good luck Rockonin. Remember to steal a lock of her hair so you can tie it round your cock before bed; tie it in a bow whilst reciting her mother's maiden name NO MORE OR LESS THAN THIRTEEN TIMES and she'll be yours forever.

[ehbes]

How uhhh how often does that work? Please reply

[magma]

The last WHO study put it at around 72.7%, but that didn't take into account the number of morons trying to use bowlines and granny knots and expecting results. Practise your loopyswoopy, Rocko.

[ehbes]

So that rules out a clip on?

[particle-jim]

The last WHO study put it at around 72.7%

Daltrey or Townsend?

[magma]

So that rules out a clip on?

No, and it won't work if you rip out her weave either... unless it's made of real human hair, but then you'll most likely end up with an Indian lady you're never going to meet mysteriously falling in love with you.

[magma]

The last WHO study put it at around 72.7%

Daltrey or Townsend?

Troughton, I think.

[Electric_Head]

TBF I expected more from you when I made that African hair comment.
Much disappoint.

[magma]

Yeah, that was great posting. How did you come up with it?

[DrGatineau]

this is hilarious

http://uniladmag.com/video/n-word-prank ... y-awkward/

oops i meant this:

[sixs]

http://www.reddit.com/r/realdubstep/com ... me_anyfin/

[bennyfroobs]

na fuck that video man

shouldnt be joking about that kinda shit

[bennyfroobs]

bigup the guy at 1:45 not being taken for a fool


shame he didnt spark the skinny white prick

[Harkat]

[hubb]