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not really a disgusting thing happening to me but at this party me and my mate pissed in a bottle of stella, it was still warm straight from the tap and we put the lid back on it to make it look legit. about 1 minute later we convinced some boy to down it telling him it was just a warm stella because it was in my mates car, we all downed what we had in our hand and he said he didnt mind it. i cant remember if we told him it was piss in the end.

pikeymobile wrote:did you swallow it back down?

unfortunately, some of it went back down the hatch, hahahaha

wobbles wrote:i accidentally pissed on my jeans on a first date at her bathroom from semen build up, we had to do my laundry together

i titty bangd her that nite

wobbles you post some of the strangest/greatest shit ever

the last time chelsea won the league i got ridiculously pissed. we won 8-0 and i can only remember up until 4-0 and was running round the SU swinging my shirt around my head. then my mates carried me back to our uni house via the dirtiest chicken shop you can imagine, they dumped me on the sofa and as i attempted to eat my chicken i threw up back into the box and then passed out dropping my puke/chicken all over the floor. whilst i was unconscious from this booze/football coma i also pissed myself with all my clothes on and completely wrecked the sofa i was sitting on. all in all a good day

ive been MEGA pissed up, like, dangerously drunk, and i've still never managed to piss myself

except when i was on holiday wiv da boiz INN0V4SHUN IN DA SUNN init and i was on the beach drinking san miguels and i'd had about 4-5 litre bottles of sweet sweet sun-warmed san miguel and i needed to piss and i ran into the ocean but being pissed, i had a paranoid attack my piss, would stain my white shorts yellow so i didn't piss in the ocean, instead i ran back across the beach, tried to find a restaurant or bar that had a toilet, finally found one and as i got in the toilet i couldn't undo the string cos obv i had just been in the sea and i was running into the toilet whilst pissing and so i just did it in my shorts anyway and it didn't stain.

used to happen on the regs. broke about 4 phones that way, tbh at outlook i pissed myself 3 nights out of 5. was pretty fucking embarassing all round, especially since i only knew a few people out of 20 in our group i quickly became 'pisspants'

wot....

scattybeanhead wrote:used to happen on the regs. broke about 4 phones that way, tbh at outlook i pissed myself 3 nights out of 5. was pretty fucking embarassing all round, especially since i only knew a few people out of 20 in our group i quickly became 'pisspants'

your doing it wrong

scattybeanhead wrote:broke about 4 phones that way

Gewze wrote:not really a disgusting thing happening to me but at this party me and my mate pissed in a bottle of stella, it was still warm straight from the tap and we put the lid back on it to make it look legit. about 1 minute later we convinced some boy to down it telling him it was just a warm stella because it was in my mates car, we all downed what we had in our hand and he said he didnt mind it. i cant remember if we told him it was piss in the end.

LOL yes, me and my mate did the exact same thing! It was so funny when we were drunk but felt proper guilty the next day and had to tell the 2 guys who drunk a bottle each of mine and my mates piss.

The look on their faces was priceless.


As for something that happened to me, I once pissed myself in a bus when I was drunk off my head and couldnt hold it in. My mates called me PissMan for a while, but then I went and.. Erm... Yeah I'm called JizzMan now, figure out the rest.

It wasnt in a bus though

JizzMan wrote:
As for something that happened to me, I once pissed myself in a bus when I was drunk off my head and couldnt hold it in. My mates called me PissMan for a while, but then I went and.. Erm... Yeah I'm called JizzMan now, figure out the rest.

It wasnt in a bus though

and i think this is where i decide i am never coming back and reading this thread

Bunch of friends of mine had a grad party and this kid who was a huge dickhead to everyone passed out in the back of his jeep with the doors open. We tested to see if anyting would wake him up...when he didn't wake up, me and about 13 of my friends had a urine bukkake all over him and the interior of his car and his ipod. One of my friends shit on his bumper.

About a year or 2 later, we all started talking shit to the kid on facebook and thats when one of my friends broke him the bad news.

One of the funnniest moments of my life...Just watching a stream of urine...flowing out my dick...onto another human being.

Wow rly did it make u hard

Ba-zinga wrote:

JizzMan wrote:
As for something that happened to me, I once pissed myself in a bus when I was drunk off my head and couldnt hold it in. My mates called me PissMan for a while, but then I went and.. Erm... Yeah I'm called JizzMan now, figure out the rest.

It wasnt in a bus though

and i think this is where i decide i am never coming back and reading this thread

I've changed a lot, I've become completely normal now, this shit happened a while back when I was a sex-depraved 16 year old. But I'm scared my devil's streak will come back to haunt me when I step into the free world of university next year , there will be too many opportunities to do stupid shit!

like eat jizz?

ahh nooo I fuckin hope not man, that will scar me forever

Raggles wrote:Bunch of friends of mine had a grad party and this kid who was a huge dickhead to everyone passed out in the back of his jeep with the doors open. We tested to see if anyting would wake him up...when he didn't wake up, me and about 13 of my friends had a urine bukkake all over him and the interior of his car and his ipod. One of my friends shit on his bumper.

About a year or 2 later, we all started talking shit to the kid on facebook and thats when one of my friends broke him the bad news.

One of the funnniest moments of my life...Just watching a stream of urine...flowing out my dick...onto another human being.

Is this... ok?

therapist wrote:

Raggles wrote:Bunch of friends of mine had a grad party and this kid who was a huge dickhead to everyone passed out in the back of his jeep with the doors open. We tested to see if anyting would wake him up...when he didn't wake up, me and about 13 of my friends had a urine bukkake all over him and the interior of his car and his ipod. One of my friends shit on his bumper.

About a year or 2 later, we all started talking shit to the kid on facebook and thats when one of my friends broke him the bad news.

One of the funnniest moments of my life...Just watching a stream of urine...flowing out my dick...onto another human being.

Is this... ok?

No. This is NOT normal behaviour...

Raggles wrote:Bunch of friends of mine had a grad party and this kid who was a huge dickhead to everyone passed out in the back of his jeep with the doors open. We tested to see if anyting would wake him up...when he didn't wake up, me and about 13 of my friends had a urine bukkake all over him and the interior of his car and his ipod. One of my friends shit on his bumper.

About a year or 2 later, we all started talking shit to the kid on facebook and thats when one of my friends broke him the bad news.

One of the funnniest moments of my life...Just watching a stream of urine...flowing out my dick...onto another human being.

this thread should be officially renamed the pissing/shitting on oneself or other people thread after the last few posts

my most disgusting story isn't even that bad. at a housewarming party, out cold from drink. puked undigested mcdonalds and red stripe all over the happy couple's new floor and couch. visible massive chunks of big mac and fries. they've never invited me back lol.