The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[HamCrescendo]

I really want a red velvet smoking jacket, but theyre either too expensive or cheap and look like something out of del boys closet.

I've wanted one for years. I dont know why. I just want to an aristocrat. I wouldnt wear it out, just swan about it in it smoking blunts with a drawn on moustache.

[DRTY]

I really want a red velvet smoking jacket, but theyre either too expensive or cheap and look like something out of del boys closet.

I've wanted one for years. I dont know why. I just want to an aristocrat. I wouldnt wear it out, just swan about it in it smoking blunts with a drawn on moustache.

A friend of mine went to Thailand and they tailored him one for filthy cheap! (although i guess cost of flight may mess up the saving slightly)

[wolf89]

knowing that I can't afford this! It's still got five days left.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 858wt_1172

It's hella rare. Crazy as fuck machine. 19 Tubes!

[HamCrescendo]

If I ever go Thailand I'm going to get an unholy amount of stuff tailored for me... but as for now I'm stuck in London.

[wolf89]

Something's died somewhere in my living room and I can't fucking find it.

I knows this cause there is a real stench that you only get when something's been dead for a bit.

[helix]

knowing that I can't afford this! It's still got five days left.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 858wt_1172

It's hella rare. Crazy as fuck machine. 19 Tubes!

Sexy.

[upstateface]

My mom got an ipad, and she uses it to blast justin bieber and other varieties of shitty pop throughout my house.

[sigbowls]

weve lived in oregon city for 10 years and my mom still doesnt know her way around

[firky]

your mommas

[sigbowls]

and she doesnt let me drive. im 24 and have a licens

[DZA]

Virgin broadband the people there are fucking idiots

[Kaneda]

My mom got an ipad, and she uses it to blast justin bieber and other varieties of shitty pop throughout my house.

Kill her.

[firky]

Wish my flatmate would fuck off to bed so I can smoke a spliff to myself.

[wolf89]

My mom got an ipad, and she uses it to blast justin bieber and other varieties of shitty pop throughout my house.

Why would anyone over the age of 16 like Bieber?

[64hz]

does he want some on it or is he antiweed.
if the first, roll him one with teas leaves and let him placebo its funny as fuck did it to some girls once. if its the latter just spark up in front of him and zone out.

[firky]

illustrator keeps crashing

[EBR]

Sadly, there are WAY too many stupid people out there...

[Dankhurricane]

stain on my favorite fucking white shirt.

[HRKRT]

am going to reading tonight to dj, straight after work. staying there, then coming back to work tomorrow...

had one spliff and forgot it at home

[JFK]

Virgin broadband the people there are fucking idiots

Im with you on this. The twats who sort out the Virgin phones are even worse.