The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[magma]

Was taking a piss at work earlier.

Managed to piss all over the seat.

No bog roll so I slipped my shoe off to use my sock (I know is fucking gross but its a unisex toilet and there are some FITTIES in the office and the last thing I wanted is for one of them to sit down in my espresso infused piss).

Didnt remember to lock the toilet door.

My (female middle aged) manager opens the shit house door to see me rubbing my be-socked foot around the bog seat.

Now Im pretty sure eveyone thinks Im a total freak with some wierd fetish for rubbing my feet on bog seats.

FML.

That is fucking GOLD.

[HamCrescendo]

Got a new laptop for uni, but copying music across is longgg.

Also, still can't get on dsf via firefox.

[hackman]

Was taking a piss at work earlier.

Managed to piss all over the seat.

No bog roll so I slipped my shoe off to use my sock (I know is fucking gross but its a unisex toilet and there are some FITTIES in the office and the last thing I wanted is for one of them to sit down in my espresso infused piss).

Didnt remember to lock the toilet door.

My (female middle aged) manager opens the shit house door to see me rubbing my be-socked foot around the bog seat.

Now Im pretty sure eveyone thinks Im a total freak with some wierd fetish for rubbing my feet on bog seats.

FML.

[hackman]

this forum
being so fukcing dead and boring and shit

[nicenice]

People, the time of year.

[stephisaint]

Women.

[DRTY]

this forum
being so fukcing dead and boring and shit

Think it's because of that virus stuff.... wasnt letting me access it for a good two days

[faust.dtc]

Women.

Dont worry, I can make it all better for you babe <3

[hackman]

this forum
being so fukcing dead and boring and shit

Think it's because of that virus stuff.... wasnt letting me access it for a good two days

yeah this place is boring now, come back!

[stephisaint]

Women.

Dont worry, I can make it all better for you babe <3

Using heart shaped emoticons?

[faust.dtc]

Women.

Dont worry, I can make it all better for you babe <3

Using heart shaped emoticons?

Arent I just the romantic...

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[stephisaint]

Women.

Dont worry, I can make it all better for you babe <3

Using heart shaped emoticons?

Arent I just the romantic...

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... What I like most is your subtelty.

[finji]

.........v.....................vintage..... clothing.......

[hackman]

i got a facebook account again, like a complete DICK

add me up

[helix]

i got a facebook account again, like a complete DICK

add me up

Roderick Stevenson didn't give me anything... What's your real name?
(obviously a PM is necessary)

[hackman]

ben hackman

[firky]

?

[hackman]

nnnnnnnaaaaa


http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id= ... 313&ref=ts

[firky]

[gwa]

ran out of semi skimmed so i had to resort to oat milk (which is actually really nice) but now i've run out of that and it's onto the soya milk.


fucker