The barmaid @ FWD!!

electric eliminator · Post by **electric eliminator** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:23 pm

use your imagination, id describe it to you, but i think anal is a censored word these days

electric eliminator · Post by **electric eliminator** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:39 pm

now that is a clever way to deal with dodgy words, much better than ****
or did i just type it wrong?

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:24 am

EMU wrote:gotcha. over here a butterface is a chick w/ a smokin body 'but-her-face' is kicked heh

Yup.

Ever see any of the Howard Stern's "Butterface Competitions"?

parson · Post by **parson** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:41 am

the scene in last tango in paris involves butter, buttrape and talk of pig vomit if i recall

i interpreted butters to be short for butterface (but her face)

optimum · Post by **optimum** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:59 am

butters=nasty, unattractive. Also used to be coupled with 'baff', but dunno if that took off apart from my endz - eas dulwich/peckham (south ldn). The opposite is obviously buff

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:14 pm

benjybars wrote:

oi come now... she's nowhere near butters.. also, let's not forget her whole selling point - the irresistable skank-out! admittedly she was a bit skank-lite on friday but i've got a feeling she'll be back on form soon.

don't even chat about butters

is this the only girl you have regular contact with?

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:26 pm

Ask her out mate. Whats the worst that could happen? Oh thats right she might tell you to fuck off because you've been starting threads about her on the internet..... She know. I told her last friday.....lol

tronman · Post by **tronman** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:19 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:She knows. I told her last friday.....lol

LOL
drew for the bat and swung.

boomnoise · Post by **boomnoise** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:26 pm

who had anyidea that this thread would turn out to be so entertaining.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:50 pm

boomnoise wrote:who had anyidea that this thread would turn out to be so entertaining.

This is entertaining?

The fact that so many blokes fancy women that bring them beer is something that should be sort of kept quiet so that we can maintain the illusion of being slightly multi-faceted and vaguely deep - I know it fools no-one but it's nice to try and think it does occassionally

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:03 pm

There's an emo song in here, somewhere....

mos dan · Post by **mos dan** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:35 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:Ask her out mate. Whats the worst that could happen? Oh thats right she might tell you to fuck off because you've been starting threads about her on the internet..... She know. I told her last friday.....lol

*ricki lake audience member voice* OH NO YOU DIT-UNT!

i dunno why everyone's being so mean to benjybars - i think we oughta be helping in his quest. next time put in a good word for him mbp!

LMAO@rickyricardo - definitely!

misskatiemo · Post by **misskatiemo** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:55 pm

just read this, freakin' lol.

tronman · Post by **tronman** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:11 pm

shes the barmaid still, shes obviously skankin on the back foot.

theres more girls who are 'on dubstep' inside the dance. i've met a bunch, they're lovely. safe girls.

there was this one dick head girl there last week though, giving said barmaid alot of grief for taking too long knocking up a bunch of fassy'ole beverages like JD&Coke, vodka& lemonade and them ones there... then when i raised my eyebrows, screwed my face and kissed my teeth at her for bringin a stinkin attitude to FWD(!) she goes 'ah dis is welllllll underground man it's long'

f u c k off back to chinawhites then you c u n t.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:26 pm

tronman wrote: 'ah dis is welllllll underground man it's long'

f u c k off back to chinawhites then you c u n t.

you shouldve knockered her out, or ******** her, or both which one first tho?

edit: ooops sorry

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:37 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
tronman wrote: 'ah dis is welllllll underground man it's long'

f u c k off back to chinawhites then you c u n t.
you shouldve knockered her out, or raped her, or both which one first tho?

Well i've got to say, my preference is the knocking out first (Cave man style, with a bat) then the rape. Sad thing is, for me thats the only way of getting a bit of sex.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:39 pm

How come he can say rape but i cant say r a p e

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:41 pm

So is rape a cencored word then? Do we get a lot of rape on here then?

What about kiddie touching?

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:52 pm

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:53 pm

You'll live

hmmm.

The barmaid @ FWD!!

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