Anyone wanna spill some knowledge gravy on my tits?

[JFK]

I know what's to come,
though I'm feelin happy now,
I know when I'm drunk,in ways it always lets me down,
Cos I always stay too long,
Long enough for something to go wrong,
I'm in a a brawl,
because I won't take your lying now,
The writing's on the wall,
The Police are on they're way right now.
Cos i always stay too long,
Long enough for somthing to go wrong,
Yeah I always stay too long,
it's better late instead of singing my
s-s-song,
s-s-song,
s-s-s-s-song-song,
s-s-song.

I've got my peeps there with me shouting pull up your socks,
Cos we just broke the law and now were running from cops,
I got my lip bust fighting,
now there's blood on my top,
And I'm still out looking for,
a party,
somewhere to stop,
I've got my peeps then tellin me they know where it's at,
So I pull out twenty notes and jump straight into a cab,
I'm on my way to where i'm going thinkin I need more Jack,
But that probably aint the brightest idea I've ever had,
'cause..

I always stay too long,
long enough for something to go wrong,
(Hey!)
On a run from the law,
I'm lookin' worse for wear,

I go for a door,
Suddenly I find myself somewhere,
Something's bound to go wrong,
Plan B Stay Too Long lyrics found on http://www.lyricsoncall.com/lyrics/plan ... yrics.html
if i stay too long,
I know I'm gotta get to dawn,
before I start singin my s-s-song,
s-s-song,

S-s-s-s-song-song,
s-s-s-s-song-song s-s-song s-s-song s-s-s-s-song song-song
Ah c'mon,
ah c'mon,
ah c'mon,
c'mon,
c'mon,
c'mon!

I've got my peeps then with me at the bar doing shots,
Cos now we're so fucking plastered we don't know when to stop,
I've got my girlfreind ringing me,
belling me up,

I know i should probably answer but i just can't be fucked,
I've got my peeps then with me and i'm havin a blast,
I'm feeling so fucking good right now,
i want it to last,
So i put my phone on silent,
and i refill my glass,
The music's so fucking banging feel i wanna dance,
I'm at the bar and I see a chick checking me out,
Form afar yeah she wants my dick there aint a doubt,
She's got a skirt so short,
it makes you drool from the mouth,
Looking my way as if to say i'm in with a shout,
so i pull a chair over there and buy her a drink,
She says 'Cheers' I say 'yeah' , our glasses go clink
Now I'm being bad in the car rubbing this girl,
Once the cab is paid we make my way up to the hotel,
Now I'm in the lift,
getting lips,
go nice and slow,

but do i care? Do i fuck! I'm on a roll,
yo!
Aaaaaaaah!

nice

[3za]

hi GeneralFire

fuck sending me pics, i can get pics of millions of chicks.

were you live? if you live near me you can come round and, i can show you my reaktor user guide (all 400+ pages) and you can play with my knobs (or knob its up to you).

fuck you later

3za

xxx

500th post that got to be worth a blowjob or sum thing.

[DZA]

wait... what??

[wayoftheworld]

wait... what??

saucy dsf centerfold thread anyone? purrr-oww

[JFK]

Cant believe this has got to four pages!!!

Sticky?

[silentk]

the troll bar has just been raised

[back2onett]

The internet: where hot blonde girls are really 40 year old guys (or KP Mike)

[JFK]

the troll bar has just been raised

Oh yes... No one will be able to top this.

[wayoftheworld]

The internet: where hot blonde girls are really 40 year old guys (or KP Mike)

I'd like to think it's just Zomby.

[silentk]

the troll bar has just been raised

Oh yes... No one will be able to top this.

Have faith

[JFK]

The internet: where hot blonde girls are really 40 year old guys (or KP Mike)

I'd like to think it's just Zomby.

Nah Zomby is too clever to have used photos from 4chan.

[back2onett]

The internet: where hot blonde girls are really 40 year old guys (or KP Mike)

I'd like to think it's just Zomby.

I thought KP MIke was Zomby

[wayoftheworld]

The internet: where hot blonde girls are really 40 year old guys (or KP Mike)

I'd like to think it's just Zomby.

I thought KP MIke was Zomby

exactly!

[shaneynclan]

op must post pic with timestamp and dsf or be deemed a troll.

[knell]

KP Mike, Knell, pick...

not i!!! i dont have enough free time to troll on losers, sawry

[FTG150]

So as a 6 or so month lurker and rare poster and overall production noob, I'd have to say that I think this place attracts alot of sour grapes from the attention-craving, "will you cook my dubstep for me?" crowd... Pissed off that it takes a shitload of effort, time and research to get to the point where they can actually ask relevant questions who's answers aren't very easily found using a search engine (and again a little effort) or to be able to offer real feedback or post messeages and tracks that indicate they aren't just another primadonna douchebag wanting to become the center of attention overnight. I've been on alot of forums but have never seen one like this, I suppose its because of dubsteps popularity right now and the fact that this board is inhabited by alot of really serious and talented DJs/producers... it can be intimidating(and thus angering to the shit-sac primadonna crowd)... Cheers and so forth.

[bokatordubstep]

deadly habit = gif master



really, i was done after the headshot. that bitch is FUGLY

[gnome]

op must post pic with timestamp and dsf or be deemed a troll.

I pointed out that both pictures are from different photobuckets. This is def a troll. Or as I like to say it is Knell

[bokatordubstep]

So as a 6 or so month lurker and rare poster and overall production noob, I'd have to say that I think this place attracts alot of sour grapes from the attention-craving, "will you cook my dubstep for me?" crowd... Pissed off that it takes a shitload of effort, time and research to get to the point where they can actually ask relevant questions who's answers aren't very easily found using a search engine (and again a little effort) or to be able to offer real feedback or post messeages and tracks that indicate they aren't just another primadonna douchebag wanting to become the center of attention overnight. I've been on alot of forums but have never seen one like this, I suppose its because of dubsteps popularity right now and the fact that this board is inhabited by alot of really serious and talented DJs/producers... it can be intimidating(and thus angering to the shit-sac primadonna crowd)... Cheers and so forth.

even tho that's some of the realest shit i've ever read on this forum, shut the fuck up. we're having fun here. now fuck off

[gnome]

So as a 6 or so month lurker and rare poster and overall production noob, I'd have to say that I think this place attracts alot of sour grapes from the attention-craving, "will you cook my dubstep for me?" crowd... Pissed off that it takes a shitload of effort, time and research to get to the point where they can actually ask relevant questions who's answers aren't very easily found using a search engine (and again a little effort) or to be able to offer real feedback or post messeages and tracks that indicate they aren't just another primadonna douchebag wanting to become the center of attention overnight. I've been on alot of forums but have never seen one like this, I suppose its because of dubsteps popularity right now and the fact that this board is inhabited by alot of really serious and talented DJs/producers... it can be intimidating(and thus angering to the shit-sac primadonna crowd)... Cheers and so forth.

I enjoy your opinions!