Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
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Sirius
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by Sirius » Sat May 15, 2010 11:47 am
oh baby i am really so sorry... i didn;t mean for you to lick ma lollypop till it fell off the stick.
next time try to keep your mouth closed.
but really you do know how much i like you to devour my future borns.
once more sorry that i enjoyed you loving my badboy!!!
k... go 2 sleep now baby... ill wake you up for school in the morning.. porridge for breaky???
love you my daughter...... MWAHZ!!!!!!!!!
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kaiori breathe
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by kaiori breathe » Sat May 15, 2010 1:54 pm
I tend to kick my woman out of the bed when she's done. Or alternatively I'll take out my wallet and give her a tip, despite her not being a prostitute, just to be as offensive as possible.
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xarcane
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by xarcane » Sat May 15, 2010 5:10 pm
Sirius wrote:
oh baby i am really so sorry... i didn;t mean for you to lick ma lollypop till it fell off the stick.
next time try to keep your mouth closed.
but really you do know how much i like you to devour my future borns.
once more sorry that i enjoyed you loving my badboy!!!
k... go 2 sleep now baby... ill wake you up for school in the morning.. porridge for breaky???
love you my daughter...... MWAHZ!!!!!!!!!
OK Goatboy.... MILFs are best BJ though. You haven't had a real BJ until you've had a BJ off a milf.
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luthervandub
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by luthervandub » Sat May 15, 2010 5:15 pm
xarcane wrote:OK Goatboy.... MILFs are best BJ though. You haven't had a real BJ until you've had a BJ off a milf.
I have always assumed this
heres hoping for the experience
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nicenice
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by nicenice » Sat May 15, 2010 5:21 pm
Never came from head, never asked for it either. Most girls I've been with will try, when they do I just flick on the TV and not kiss them afterwards.
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esfandyar
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by esfandyar » Sat May 15, 2010 7:47 pm
Helix [Delay] wrote:She gets hers before I gets mine, standard.
So really, she's thanking me.
this
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SketchyDub
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by SketchyDub » Tue May 18, 2010 2:13 am
nicenice wrote:Never came from head, never asked for it either. Most girls I've been with will try, when they do I just flick on the TV and not kiss them afterwards.
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upstateface
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by upstateface » Tue May 18, 2010 2:29 am
Sirius wrote:i anything sex is over rated!! nada better than getting a mean blowy! shit milk that shit till its dry gurl.. and don't forget to massage those sacks, ay wea you putting that finger.... ow ouch.... ahhhhh, mmmmm me like!!!hhahhhahah
You have multiple sacks?
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djchaosphere
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by djchaosphere » Tue May 18, 2010 9:38 am
DjTrainWreck wrote:i just had a fullblown argueemnt...
pun intended?
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phrex
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by phrex » Tue May 18, 2010 1:26 pm
4 pages....
Legend4ry wrote:Well I am still living in that haze that dubstep is about a dark room with a big system, peoples with their heads down and trigger fingers in the air.
forthcoming 12", spring/summer 2015:
goldplate / war continues
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Lichee
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by Lichee » Tue May 18, 2010 2:44 pm
SketchyDub wrote:nicenice wrote:Never came from head, never asked for it either. Most girls I've been with will try, when they do I just flick on the TV and not kiss them afterwards.
same, dunno whether it's just me or the girl.
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magma
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by magma » Tue May 18, 2010 4:19 pm
SketchyDub wrote:nicenice wrote:Never came from head, never asked for it either. Most girls I've been with will try, when they do I just flick on the TV and not kiss them afterwards.
You guys need new ladies, pronto.
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Dead Rats
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by Dead Rats » Tue May 18, 2010 4:37 pm
"You're much better than your dad"
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