Why does Panda Pop cola taste like cola bottle sweets?
And who was feeling when JME say everyone thinks Grime is cheap like Calypso! That drink is braaaaaas! Couldn't look more cheap if you designed it out of recycled materials in your yard, used to cost five p in primary I think! Flimsy plastic cup with a peel off lid you poke the straw through!
It din't used to look like this tho, tried to bougie it out:

Calypso's Cartoon Network Orange Juice Drink is just 10% juice and contains over five teaspoons of sugar in every carton. The sugars are sneakily listed as 'carbohydate' on the packet, which would confuse most parents.
Trying it again!
This carton of Calypso Juice Drink makes a big splash about containing organic fruit juice, but at just 10% juice you'd need to buy forty 250ml cartons and spend £13.20 before you'd get the equivalent of a litre of pure fruit juice. LOL!