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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by overture » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:05 pm

A frequency joined in a game of football...

He scored the equilizer.

A mixdown walks into hospital with a stomach ache...

turns out he got a tapeworm from eating too many saturated fats. (I don't even...)

Man...they are really bad but I'm still gonna post them. :6:
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by OfficialDAPT » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:14 pm

A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
7 year old BROstep/Trapstep/Chillstep producer from India. Young. Talented. 7 Years Old. Super skilled for age. Signed to NOW22. Biography written in 3rd person on soundcloud OBVI. The next Skrillex. Wait I don't even like him anymore LOL. Super talented. Only 6 years old.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Sonika » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:15 pm

OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.

best one yet imo!
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by overture » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:26 pm

OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
Haha, that was pretty good.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by OfficialDAPT » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:35 pm

sub_lox wrote:
OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
Haha, that was pretty good.
Thanks! That's the only one I could think of though ATM...
7 year old BROstep/Trapstep/Chillstep producer from India. Young. Talented. 7 Years Old. Super skilled for age. Signed to NOW22. Biography written in 3rd person on soundcloud OBVI. The next Skrillex. Wait I don't even like him anymore LOL. Super talented. Only 6 years old.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:36 pm

Hey, i dont know what happened when you created this thread but, if you look, the thread title begins with a random hash/pound symbol and all the spaces between the words have been removed. Surprised this hasn't been corrected.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by OfficialDAPT » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:37 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote:Hey, i dont know what happened when you created this thread but, if you look, the thread title begins with a random hash/pound symbol and all the spaces between the words have been removed. Surprised this hasn't been corrected.
NoOneGivesAShit, surely you understand.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:38 pm

OfficialDAPT wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:Hey, i dont know what happened when you created this thread but, if you look, the thread title begins with a random hash/pound symbol and all the spaces between the words have been removed. Surprised this hasn't been corrected.
NoOneGivesAShit, surely you understand.
you forgot the #hashtag
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by OfficialDAPT » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:41 pm

OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
A better version could be "A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... If only he had looked ahead he could have ducked.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by didi » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:42 pm

OfficialDAPT wrote:
OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
A better version could be "A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... If only he had looked ahead he could have ducked.
That works on so many levels. :Q:
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:53 pm

B flat, D flat and F walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve minors". So D flat leaves, and B flat and F have an open fifth between them.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Sonika » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:55 pm

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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by HaddaUK » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:05 pm

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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by OfficialDAPT » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:11 pm

HADDA wrote:A producer named Skrillex says he produces dubstep.
Shitty Joke
7 year old BROstep/Trapstep/Chillstep producer from India. Young. Talented. 7 Years Old. Super skilled for age. Signed to NOW22. Biography written in 3rd person on soundcloud OBVI. The next Skrillex. Wait I don't even like him anymore LOL. Super talented. Only 6 years old.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by ehbes » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:11 pm

OfficialDAPT wrote:
HADDA wrote:A producer named Skrillex says he produces dubstep.
Shitty Joke
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Augment » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:04 pm

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OfficialDAPT wrote:
HADDA wrote:A producer named Skrillex says he produces dubstep.
Shitty Joke
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He hasnt even said it, so that's 2x fail!
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by NickMaxwell » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:44 am

More of a band joke, but it doesn't matter.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?

A: The drummer.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Sonika » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:20 am

that one would piss my drummer friend off so much haha I'll have to tell it to him
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by grooki » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:52 am

This thread is pure win.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by NinjaEdit » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:21 am

Why did the man never leave his bedroom?

Because he was a producer.
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