who's the weirdest kid who went to your school...

[jaydot]

Guy we used to call the pennypicker, no explanation needed.

[wubstep]

Not much on par with the rest of the thread but we had a kid who would only ever use 2 different phrases, like they were the only things he could say;

"BIG BEAN HOTEL!"

&

"BEANS MEANS HEINZ!"

There was another girl who was in love with Harry Potter, like really. Everyone would tell her Harry Potter was dead and she'd scream endlessly and run away or attack.

[magma]

I was gonna try and think of something, but then I saw some of the posts in this thread and realized that I don't have any stories remotely close to some of the crazy shit y'all have seen.

Haha, same - i was easily the weirdest kid in my school but these are just next level. Some of them just sound cool tbh.

Word... although I don't think I was the weirdest kid in school by a long shot, we didn't have anything on the level of some of these.

He didn't go to my school, but the kid that lived next door to me in Somerset was an absolute nutbar... all sorts of behavioural issues that meant he couldn't be put into normal schools. He used to climb the tree in his garden and piss into our garden from it when we were playing and if we invited him over, he'd normally turn up with a handful of rocks to chuck... one day we were woken up by Sky News at the door; turned out he'd had an argument with his Mum and not only pissed on her from a great height (literally) but also rang the police and told them she'd been tieing him up and beating him with belt buckles. By the time we knew what was going on, the news had got hold of it and were trying to get dirt off all the neighbours... nothing ever came of the charges (his parents and siblings were all really nice, I honestly can't believe they'd be true), but his parents marriage broke down pretty soon after and he ended up going to some residential school. Nasty.

There was a fairly infamous family that had several kids going through my schools in the Westcountry... 5 boys from 4 different fathers, all with different surnames and all with various learning difficulties. Their Mum had one tooth and at various points was too fat to get onto local buses prompting some VERY amusing exchanges in the street. One of them shat himself (full on liquid poo spreading out across the floor in a noxious brown lake) in the middle of an entire-school assembly. The one in my year, Kevin (not THAT Kev, London Ninjas) was in A&E the other year when my brother went with a fishbone in his throat... dude's girlfriend had driven him there because he'd broken his hand when he tried to punch her in the face and hit the wall instead. His Mum was with them both talking about how they should have got married by now.

We were pretty sure that my year's resident Farmboy, David, had a somewhat biblical relationship with one of his cows. They'd got an entire herd, but he only had a name for one of them (Daisy, natch) and pretty much spent all his free time with her. He also used to put webcams in his shower so he could film his sister...



The country can be an odd place.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Juniors, moved to a small village and into a strange school. Small classes one-per-year so I was put back a year because the school feared twins in the same class. Hence all thought I was weird cos I could do long division and write in pen. Some kind of witchcraft. Weirdos. Weirdos interested in God, Sega Megadrive and other warped things. Darkest one on my soul is a tale of one of my mates used to fill a smarties tube with sand and nibble at it through the day, everday. He got an ileostomy bag at age 15. I always want to remind him about the sand eating and use some quincy skills to see if that caused it, or if it was indeed genetic. Too wary to ever bring it up though. Also related, found a perished mate in the cloakroom, some kids maybe thought he was weird by definition: cos of a heart condition. Contrast... I think it's beneficial as a kid to see "weird" people and people doing weird things and to learn not to classify something purely as "weird"... Humility is a good route to empathy intart.

As I got older the only real weirdos were those who were so unwilling to learn, always eager to 'pick' on other kids etc. Why even bother turning up, so lame that school compresses them in. 'Top set' for everything so only really saw those kids in PE collecting panini stickers or food technology burning water or whatever. Same old disruptive little dead-legging towel whipping nipple twisting turds.ETC

[Coppola]

The country can be an odd place.

where in somerset were you from? i know some strange people from that side of the border...
dorset 4 lyfe oooo arrr

[magma]

only really saw those kids in PE collecting panini stickers or food technology burning water or whatever.

Made me lulz.

[magma]

The country can be an odd place.

where in somerset were you from? i know some strange people from that side of the border...
dorset 4 lyfe oooo arrr

Between Bristol and Weston Super Mare (went to Churchill School just off the A38)... not deepest darkest Somerset, but close enough.

Dorset's like Somerset on Valium from the few border-crossings I've made... gotta be vying for most chilled out county!

[idontreallygiveashit]

I was gonna try and think of something, but then I saw some of the posts in this thread and realized that I don't have any stories remotely close to some of the crazy shit y'all have seen.

Haha, same - i was easily the weirdest kid in my school but these are just next level. Some of them just sound cool tbh.

Word... although I don't think I was the weirdest kid in school by a long shot, we didn't have anything on the level of some of these.

It's not that i was really weird, i just knew everyone thought i was.

Also, what happened to the peeing boy?

[Efrafa11]

This one kid at my school seemed like a relatively nice kid
he was kinda gothy (wore the same tripp pants everyday)
and had no friends so I would talk to him every once while.
One day were in weight training and he tells me he used to stick sticks up his neighbors cats ass and then microwave it.
I made some excuse that I had to get some water and never talk to that kid again.

[therapist]

Wow. That was a bit of a downer after 4 brilliant pages.

[gnome]

We had one kid a small freckly child who wore glasses and got a harder time than he deserved we will call him woozy, as this was his nickname. Anyway this kid was pretty messed up story goes that he invited a young boy around the age of 7 to his tree house. Inside the treehouse Woozy allegedly anal raped him. Him and his entire family were kicked out of the town by the U.D.A. and their windows were all boarded shut. Needless to say they never returned.

[lloydy]

Kid called Matthew Winch,he was just fucking nuts.Thinking about it he should of been in a special school or a nut house,either way he shouldn't be left in the real world far to mental.
I remember him being let loose on a grinding wheel in metal work,how the fuck he never lost a finger or mutilated himself in some fashion is beyond me.He did get bullied a bit,funniest thing was when a bunch of 6 formers dumped him head first in a bin.he must have been in there for about 40 minutes with just his feet sticking in the air,most normal people would of tried there hardest to get out but he found it great and stayed like it.
Also doing p.e,we all sat there listening to the teacher waffle on and all the girls were giggling,i looked over to see what they were laughing at and the gimp was at the back with his cock hanging out his shorts with a big dirty grin wiped across his face.
My mate lives next door to him now and said he's still a weirdo,there is actually some female that visits him too,goes to show anyone can get some if they try hard enough.

[idontreallygiveashit]

funniest thing was when a bunch of 6 formers dumped him head first in a bin.he must have been in there for about 40 minutes with just his feet sticking in the air,most normal people would of tried there hardest to get out but he found it great and stayed like it.

Not very funny at all, to be honest.

[lloydy]

He enjoyed it and i'm not lying.Honestly weird fucking kid mate,i think he enjoyed the attention.

[Devry_Kaneda]

Back in elementary school, there was this kid we called Catboy, because he would wear a little tuxedo to school every day and meow/hiss at girls.

[hurlingdervish]

Back in elementary school, there was this kid we called Catboy, because he would wear a little tuxedo to school every day and meow/hiss at girls.

That reminds me of this kid who would put his wrists up to his chest like a raptor/t rex and roar at people.





Then he would wheel his backpack away.

[Marzz]

Back in elementary school, there was this kid we called Catboy, because he would wear a little tuxedo to school every day and meow/hiss at girls.

Pimp.

[HamCrescendo]

one of my mates was a bit of an aggy prick, used to get beaten by his dad but explained it was ok because "it was the fashion of the time."


bit like wearing an onion on your belt. whole art class cracked up.


catholic all boys school lol not good for mental well being

[noam]

most of the really weird kids went to my primary school, i went to a PROPER pikey primary school

i had two best mates, Jefferson Temple (yes, real name... absolute G) and Nicholas Noonan, anyone from manchester will know the name Noonan and his dad was indeed, Dessie Noonan, for those who dont know who he is its this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Noonan

i can still remember when Nick got expelled, Dessie comin into school and the whole school being locked with us inside it while he tore around outside threatening to burn it down, our Deputy Head Mr. Smith, was outside confronting him till he left, brave, brave man. like, seriously brave.

this kid Nick would come into school in full DKNY designer gear, not even bother with school uniform, just come in in his own clothes that were worth what our teach would make in a month and sit there and just flip her off all lesson. in the same class, we had a kid called Graham and i SWEAR DOWN his surname is Norton LOL i could be wrong tbf but im pretty positive[edit: i just remembered, its not ], anyway, he had mad behavioural issues, he once attacked me with a log. he could only communicate by swearing, either flipping the V's or saying 'FUCKOFF' like he had tourettes, he also had mad ear wax problems, just huge mounds of brown shit in his ears. last time i saw him he was at the bus station with his little sister who it turns out he had to look after, some deep family issues.

in same class had a girl called Rachel who if she wasn't stapling herself to furniture (happened almost weekly) she was running away from school, chatting to my sister the other day we both remembered looking out the window pretty much every day to see either her or her older sister (in my sisters class) tearing it down the path out of school being chased by a member of staff. the running away thing makes sense, turns out their dad used to lock Rachel's older sister up in her bedroom, and rape her, i think she eventually had a kid belonging to her dad.

in the same class, Kevin Lloyd DeLise... a TRUE gypo, kid was just mental, him and Graham together was like a tornado of swearing and violence, i still remember kevin running round outside school with a twig fully stuck in his shin and just laughing, parents gawping, he had the twig in his shin when he came into school the next day.

there were also like 5 or 6 kids just in my year with the surname 'Walker' who were all related, there were more in other years too, and they were related to another family and altogether i swear throughout 4 or 5 years of the school they took up about 10%

[kidshuffle]

was a kid who wore shorts and a t shirt every day of the year, even in the winter. usually cycled between 2 shorts and 2 shirts

i knew a kid like this too. when it would get really cold and snowy he would just wear long tube socks