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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by JTMMusicuk » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:00 am

idontreallygiveashit wrote:"Cows go m" who?
no, cows go mooooo ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by ghandi » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:29 pm

What goes "ooooooM"?
A cow walking backwards

What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips

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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:25 am

Afghan paralympic team were detained at Heathrow airport on suspicion of bringing small arms into the country.
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Johnlenham » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:31 pm

Terpit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:
Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??
This i don't :?
You haven't seen him?
This has yet to be topped :cornlol:
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Terpit » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:06 pm

Electric_Head wrote:Afghan paralympic team were detained at Heathrow airport on suspicion of bringing small arms into the country.
Craig David was overseeing the archery, he's the Bow Selector
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by parkour_nico » Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:13 pm

went to the doctor's the other day, bad news, he said it's the big c
what? cancer?
no, dyslexia
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