I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

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legendary thread

gwa we are hitting pints and nosebag one day if its the last thing I ever do (might actually be from the sound of your stories)

[LA_Boxers]

#teamgwasdad

This.

[herbs]

i wish gwa was coming to Ibiza with me 2moro :'(

actually...i wish his dad was.

#teamgwasdad

[gwa]

so a 49 year old woman has just had an affair with a boy whose daughter is older than.

it was like she was literally stuffing 20€ down my throat.

'moneys no issue' was said a million times over!!

thank fuck for that cos I'm stranded!!

anyway ive got another 2 days full days out here till my flight on Saturday

DONATIONS FOR DEBAUCHERY GUYS DONATIONS

took a picture of the 2 milfs on my dads bed with their pins out in our apartment as revenge!!

[gwa]

oh yeah lol dunno if you remember that claim to fame thread and i told you my man for chang out here goes out with jade goodys mum.

but i got his approval on this milf. it was like when to Porsche drivers go past each other and nod, acknowledging each other.

one toy boy to another

[gwa]

legendary thread

gwa we are hitting pints and nosebag one day if its the last thing I ever do (might actually be from the sound of your stories)

don't worry son, when you get big and famous with making music i'll be your official manager

[magma]

oh yeah lol dunno if you remember that claim to fame thread and i told you my man for chang out here goes out with jade goodys mum.

but i got his approval on this milf. it was like when to Porsche drivers go past each other and nod, acknowledging each other.

one toy boy to another

... though isn't Jade Goody's Mum a one-armed lesbian?

[gwa]

she should of entered the paragwalympics i hold every week for the amount of candy she puts up there!

[Phigure]

sounds like you should get your dad on the forums gwa

[AxeD]

Wait your dad's there but you're still stuck? Or what's appenin now?
I have to say, these whacky adventures have put coke on my to-do-list.

Still, it can't be cheap, so you're not really in a position to ask for donations

[noam]

gwa mate, you have killed it

paragwalympics alone was worth the read

[noam]

although

sweepstake on Gwa getin home n findin out his dad masterminded the whole escapade, from stealing his wallet to leaving him stranded, to payin the milfs to link him in the bar, to the inevitable arrest and prison sentence and book and film deal

fuck Gwa's dad is cool

[alphacat]

sounds like you should get your dad on the forums gwa

Totally. He might have an opinion about where his money's going too.

[Sonika]

[alphacat]

Yeah? Just wait until you have kids.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

sounds like you should get your dad on the forums gwa

Totally. He might have an opinion about where his money's going too.

[gwa]

how many times have i mentioned my dad being the OG safe raver and look how you've all overlooked it and now you want him on this forum.

I know bare shit bout my old boy that's well funny

[gwa]

Wait your dad's there but you're still stuck? Or what's appenin now?
I have to say, these whacky adventures have put coke on my to-do-list.

Still, it can't be cheap, so you're not really in a position to ask for donations

my dad flew home with my passport (as I was catching a later flight) after already poaching one of my babes. But anyway first night alone said babes found me drinking alone in a pub and took me out innit and then I had fun with one of them innit.

[gwa]

SO MATURE BY ROLLING YOUR EYES

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. MY. THREAD. NOW. YOU. PILLOCK

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think sonika wants to fight u bruv