The strangest place were you have masterbated?
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
in the poo thread
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ya'll some weird ass mofos.....
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You win the thread.3za wrote: I once (maybe twice) mastUrbate when I was sleeping in the same bed (two double beds pushed up to each other) with a group of friends 1 female, and about 2-4 male...
Did they all get proximity raped?
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ehbrums1 wrote:ya'll some weird ass mofos.....
Speak for yourself, I mean just look at your avatar.

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Do you know who it is?Ficticious wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:ya'll some weird ass mofos.....
Speak for yourself, I mean just look at your avatar.
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Phigure wrote:yes3za wrote:Did they all get proximity raped?

Proximity gang rape.
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
i was in billings montana and on a hill overlooking the city i found girls underwear and next to it a porno and i masterbaited
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ugh thats so creepy, it sounds like it was probably some weird dude jerkin it in public to the porn while wearing stolen panties on his headsignals wrote:i was in billings montana and on a hill overlooking the city i found girls underwear and next to it a porno and i masterbaited
and then you jerked it to that wtf
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signals wrote:i was in billings montana and on a hill overlooking the city i found girls underwear and next to it a porno and i masterbaited

billing sucks though, fuck that place
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Bit late to the party there.Sonika wrote: bm is that you?





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You jerked off to a Whale?Soiree wrote:Hawaii, with the whales and hawaiian aloe vera.





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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
got a handy in a crowded movie theater. didn't cum though. no one has ever cum from a handy.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Not really weird, but my girlfriend's bathroom comes to mind (heheheh... comes...)
I had a boner for like 20 minutes and she wasn't having it, so I went in the bathroom to take care of the problem (like the gentleman I am). I came out of the bathroom and she was like "Did you do what I think you did?" and I said "yeah" and she was like "Eww what the hell" and I was like "It was either that or you continue to get sexually harassed for the rest of the night" and then she didn't say anything.

I had a boner for like 20 minutes and she wasn't having it, so I went in the bathroom to take care of the problem (like the gentleman I am). I came out of the bathroom and she was like "Did you do what I think you did?" and I said "yeah" and she was like "Eww what the hell" and I was like "It was either that or you continue to get sexually harassed for the rest of the night" and then she didn't say anything.

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i do ehbs bbyehbrums1 wrote:Do you know who it is?Ficticious wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:ya'll some weird ass mofos.....
Speak for yourself, I mean just look at your avatar.

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
into my girlfriends vagina whilst she sleeps
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
marriage makes rape okay
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
On my friends sofa during a party... Not enough playstation controllers so I had to pass the time, they weren't even impressed
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childrenInternetSlaveMaster wrote: she was like "Eww what the hell"

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Law.Phigure wrote:marriage makes rape okay
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Have you only been dating girls with arthritis or something?RightOnTime27 wrote:no one has ever cum from a handy.
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