The strangest place were you have masterbated?

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:18 am

in the poo thread

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by ehbes » Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:20 am

ya'll some weird ass mofos.....
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by SCope13 » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:19 am

3za wrote: I once (maybe twice) mastUrbate when I was sleeping in the same bed (two double beds pushed up to each other) with a group of friends 1 female, and about 2-4 male...

Did they all get proximity raped?
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Ficticious » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:59 am

ehbrums1 wrote:ya'll some weird ass mofos.....

Speak for yourself, I mean just look at your avatar. :U:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by ehbes » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:02 am

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ehbrums1 wrote:ya'll some weird ass mofos.....

Speak for yourself, I mean just look at your avatar. :U:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by nowaysj » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:47 am

Phigure wrote:
3za wrote:Did they all get proximity raped?
yes
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Proximity gang rape.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by sigbowls » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:20 am

i was in billings montana and on a hill overlooking the city i found girls underwear and next to it a porno and i masterbaited
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Phigure » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:48 am

signals wrote:i was in billings montana and on a hill overlooking the city i found girls underwear and next to it a porno and i masterbaited
ugh thats so creepy, it sounds like it was probably some weird dude jerkin it in public to the porn while wearing stolen panties on his head

and then you jerked it to that wtf
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by mo_respect » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:06 am

signals wrote:i was in billings montana and on a hill overlooking the city i found girls underwear and next to it a porno and i masterbaited
:cornlol:

billing sucks though, fuck that place

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Electric_Head » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:29 am

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Electric_Head » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:30 am

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by RightOnTime27 » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:35 am

got a handy in a crowded movie theater. didn't cum though. no one has ever cum from a handy.

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by InternetSlaveMaster » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:55 am

Not really weird, but my girlfriend's bathroom comes to mind (heheheh... comes...)

I had a boner for like 20 minutes and she wasn't having it, so I went in the bathroom to take care of the problem (like the gentleman I am). I came out of the bathroom and she was like "Did you do what I think you did?" and I said "yeah" and she was like "Eww what the hell" and I was like "It was either that or you continue to get sexually harassed for the rest of the night" and then she didn't say anything.

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Phigure » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:33 am

ehbrums1 wrote:
Ficticious wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:ya'll some weird ass mofos.....

Speak for yourself, I mean just look at your avatar. :U:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sheff » Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:57 am

into my girlfriends vagina whilst she sleeps

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Phigure » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:12 am

marriage makes rape okay
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by NickUndercover » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:16 am

On my friends sofa during a party... Not enough playstation controllers so I had to pass the time, they weren't even impressed
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by LACE » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:28 am

InternetSlaveMaster wrote: she was like "Eww what the hell"
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by nowaysj » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:59 am

Phigure wrote:marriage makes rape okay
Law.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by magma » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:34 am

RightOnTime27 wrote:no one has ever cum from a handy.
Have you only been dating girls with arthritis or something?
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