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Is man on the beat?

Never
4
5%
Once a month
4
5%
Couple times a week
32
42%
A wank a day keeps the doctor away
26
34%
Hold tight blud I'm yankin the snake atm
10
13%
 
Total votes: 76

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Re: Porn

Post by syrup » Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:42 pm

Emma mae >
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Re: Porn

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:33 pm

dubunked wrote:
rockonin wrote:
dubunked wrote:rachel starr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> audrey bitoni >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

there are no good blondes in porn. they all look like trashy bimbos.
Of course they're trashy, they get bukkaked and cream pied constantly for a living, it's going to be hard for them to be considered classy.
rachel and audrey are pretty sexy imo. maybe i just don't like blondes at all.... -q-
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well, when she had her debute a few years back, she was well hot, didnt look trashy at all.
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Re: Porn

Post by nousd » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:06 am

^yeah but going on looks can be ...ah...confusing
I thought Bailey Jay had the sexiest grin & decolletage,
then the camera panned down & she started jerking off.


:n: :U: :-o -q- :L: :?: :c: :?: :-? :g: :?: :a: :-P :( :roll: :dunce: :-| :) :-D :lol:
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Re: Porn

Post by bennyfroobs » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:17 am

dubunked wrote:why would stopping orgasming for 3 days make you feel down but 12 days make you feel "generally awesome about life?"
just google it, try it, experience it and see for yourself

its not hard to not wank for 2 weeks :lol: even my best mate managed it for over 2 weeks and ive never met a more horny man in my entire life
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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:21 am

not gonna happen

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Re: Porn

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:11 am

sd5 wrote:^yeah but going on looks can be ...ah...confusing
I thought Bailey Jay had the sexiest grin & decolletage,
then the camera panned down & she started jerking off.


:n: :U: :-o -q- :L: :?: :c: :?: :-? :g: :?: :a: :-P :( :roll: :dunce: :-| :) :-D :lol:
tbf

bailey jay is hot. i cant deny that at all. just not into penis's, thats all :6:
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Re: Porn

Post by Sheff » Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:57 am

Gonna try stop watching pr0n, that TED video got me thinking

no fap 2014

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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:26 am

Sheff wrote:Gonna try stop watching pr0n, that TED video got me thinking

no fap 2014

Only way I believe that, you duck tape empty glass mayonnaise jars on each hand. Never take them off. Two weeks later we hear the smash and screaming, we come running, but the door is locked. We hear a familiar slapping sound, but with each stroke, a cry of agony. Once the blood loss finally shuts down your consciousness we break the door in, and there you are, your penis the blood red sun of a solar system of shattered glass. Your penis is connected only in sections and blood limply pumps out the glass sharp wounds.

I don't see that ending well. I say go for moderation.
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Re: Porn

Post by ezza » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:33 am

have u taken acid recently? your posts are gettin pretty deep
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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:37 am

Agent 47 wrote:have u taken acid recently? your posts are gettin pretty deep
No, just a moment of insight.
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Re: Porn

Post by Sheff » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:54 am

the fuck

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Re: Porn

Post by m8son666 » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:50 pm

the microwaves are fryin ur brain j
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Re: Porn

Post by Nihilism » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:53 pm

Having you phone to close to the balls can make you impotent.

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Re: Porn

Post by wub » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:03 pm

Nihilism wrote:Having you phone to close to the balls can make you impotent.
We still don't know the long term effects of mobile phones in terms of what they give out. Don't be surprised if there is a testicular cancer epidemic 40yrs from now.

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Re: Porn

Post by m8son666 » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:04 pm

meh there will be a cure by then
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Re: Porn

Post by kidshuffle » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:13 pm

nowaysj wrote:
Agent 47 wrote:have u taken acid recently? your posts are gettin pretty deep
No, just a moment of insight.
So just a flashback then?
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: Porn

Post by kidshuffle » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:15 pm

Nevalo wrote:
sd5 wrote:^yeah but going on looks can be ...ah...confusing
I thought Bailey Jay had the sexiest grin & decolletage,
then the camera panned down & she started jerking off.


:n: :U: :-o -q- :L: :?: :c: :?: :-? :g: :?: :a: :-P :( :roll: :dunce: :-| :) :-D :lol:
tbf

bailey jay is hot. i cant deny that at all. just not into penis's, thats all :6:
after wiking...she got famous on 4chan first. wtf
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: Porn

Post by bennyfroobs » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:19 pm

just googled her

so like she just enjoys having a penis as well as boobs or is she like mid way trans gender type person?

fair play to her really. if she wants to have a penis im cool with that
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-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.

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Re: Porn

Post by Forum » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:24 pm

m8son wrote:meh there will be a cure by then
I bet they were pretty confident of that 40 years ago
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Re: Porn

Post by Dub_freak » Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:24 pm

I'd like to say something about good nutrition effectively treating cancer and preventing it, but that's a bit off topic.

On topic though, Bailey Jay is pretty average.
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