Small Willies Thread

[hubb]

no, but for real im telling myself that.

[Phigure]

i know m8, i really do think that whole post is amazing, i daren't measure my dick, i only have access to a ruler at work and, well, you know.. that would be weird

one time i measured roughly how many iphone lengths my donger was (to 1 decimal of precision, of course)and then looked up the dimensions online and multiplied

[OGLemon]

http://iruler.net/
take paper
mark length
place against screen

[finji]

let's just say that i'm less concerned about the length, but more the flexibility of the thing (or lack of)

[OGLemon]

edit: too weird

[finji]

holy fuck dude see a doctor asap..

[RKM]

edit: too weird

it was a potent image

[hubb]

let's just say that i'm less concerned about the length, but more the flexibility of the thing (or lack of)

you want it to keep softer for longer before going concrete or ?

or do you mean like like having skis on and what that does to movement

was it a humble brag lol - - having to worry about keeping the feet on the ground ?

[finji]

v high angle of erection

[hubb]

aahhhh classic


sounds like i have a lot of penis experience FAIL


handstand??

[sigbowls]

[Molzie]

[butter_man]

with death hindsight piss sticks wouldnt rate so high on the care list

[hubb]

disagree

some ride theirs through out life like Sellers on that rocket in dr strangelove