the official "I hate my co-worker thread"

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:31 pm

I wish I'd got in on this earlier, I hate so many people in my office, its untrue. Though I hate this one cheb the most.

Everytime I have ever spoken to him, he has a "serious problem".

"My flatmates christian, so I can't go out and take drugs with her...bitch"

another one.

Him: "I hate working here"

Me: "You're a temp, why don't you get another job?"

Him: "Can't be bothered"

Me: "?"

He's never said one positive thing since I've been working there. I think if he did say a positive thing, the world may end, reign of fire style. He is a proper spaz.

datura · Post by **datura** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:54 pm

this kinda sums up my place, one of the PAs sent an e-mail around to everyone saying whoever uses the last cup for the water cooler to replace them. It was written fairly pleasantly, but it near caused armageddon!

FFS if it wasn't you why should you care??? They spent the next half hour bitching about the PA and a few sent shitty e-mails. It is truly amazing..i never realised how a small office could get to be so bitchy.

I was in with the FD the other day and it had been noted that 'i've been very quiet' and it's because i just can't be bothered anymore, and found refuge in here (although that's been stopped now).

The amount of borderline racism, discussion of celebs and soaps and chatting and bitching behind peoples backs..I've just had enough.

Time to update the cv!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:14 pm

my office is fairly tolerable, however there's one guy who just spends the WHOLE time bitching, and being sarcastic and rude to everyone who isn't his mate in the office, he talks down to me cos i'm the youngest as well

the rest are ok on the whole but the celeb. chat is bare jarring

also my boss is a prk, cold bitch

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:43 pm

I have to work with a 23 year old Dagenham cliché, who does nothing but prattle on about stuff I do-not care about, is broody at 23, 23!, and sings god awfully to the radio.

I also sit next to a 40yr old Fulham supporter (bad enough), who's an ignorant fuck towards dance music and thinks himself some sort of "rock god", when blatantly all he does is keep up to date with the Radio 1 playlist...

he thinks that Nickleback tune is good btw...what a tnuc

betamaxnomates · Post by **betamaxnomates** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:42 am

Ugh, just got a new co-worker this week who wears a suit and tie to work every day, even though it's not required. Everyone keeps remarking on how 'slick' and 'professional' he looks and now I know when I go in Monday morning they're gonna want me to wear a tie too.

HATE!

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:39 pm

at the end of my teather with my co-workers now...they think i went to watch my little bro play footie yest

WRONG,

was up the city for an interview with a bigger company for more money...

shame, stnuc

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:33 pm

I keep putting the kiss dubstep show on in the shop where i work and my boss just said to me 'turn that dub crap off before your dubstepping your way to the jobcentre'

cal · Post by **cal** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:54 am

My annoying fuck of a co-worker just crancked up the radio volume to enjoy that " EIN ZWEI POLIZEI " song.

Piano-wire or acidbath, advise me o ninjas

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:57 am

cal wrote:My annoying fuck of a co-worker just crancked up the radio volume to enjoy that " EIN ZWEI POLIZEI " song.

I have no idea what that song is but it sounds horrendous

Piano Wire

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:26 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
cal wrote:My annoying fuck of a co-worker just crancked up the radio volume to enjoy that " EIN ZWEI POLIZEI " song.
I have no idea what that song is but it sounds horrendous

Piano Wire

seconded

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:56 pm

we have a temp in today - she seems to think I want to have a conversation about everything-

her "is this client Egyptian"

me "I don't know"

her "where is he from"

me "I neither know nor care"

SMH

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:19 am

i just got accused of "sandwich arrogance" for having a camembert, turkey and cranberry sauce sandwich

fucking priks

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:36 am

Sandwich Arrogance is a heinous crime. It's a disciplinary in many work places.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:38 am

arrogance over such a sandwhich is understandable.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:42 am

eLBe wrote:arrogance over such a sandwhich is understandable.

indeed, although from their decidedly weak argument the only way i was arrogant was by having the timerity to create such a beauty of a sandwich in the first place. had i been boasting about how great it (and it really was) it might have been a justified torrent of abuse

and then they criticised me for not refrigerating it prior to consumption! do these fools not know that get the optimum flavour out of a good cheese it must be warmed to room temperature? honestly, some people...

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:49 am

badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:arrogance over such a sandwhich is understandable.
indeed, although from their decidedly weak argument the only way i was arrogant was by having the timerity to create such a beauty of a sandwich in the first place. had i been boasting about how great it (and it really was) it might have been a justified torrent of abuse

and then they criticised me for not refrigerating it prior to consumption! do these fools not know that get the optimum flavour out of a good cheese it must be warmed to room temperature? honestly, some people...

Unfortunatly sandwich ignorance seems rife in you working establishment.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:11 pm

Two the birds sat on the desk the other side of my little partition this morning for 23mins, discussing the various merits of H&M vs. Top Shop when purchasing tops.

If they were fit, this wouldn't be an issue. However, they are not.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:58 pm

gah they're really fucking me off today

just because i do things differently to them they think i'm weird. ever stop to think that you might be wrong?!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:01 pm

the people in my office arn't pissing me off at all, I killed them all yesterday

starting to smell a bit tho

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