Some people knocked on my door today...

[habitualbeatscamp]

The last thing I want is a priests hands on me.. Especially if he is about to dunk me into some dirty ass water and shit.

[theevilgirl]

its HOLY water.

[tuck]

Exactly

[habitualbeatscamp]

I don't trust it one bit..

[theevilgirl]

there is this infomercial here in the states for Miracle Water...

my friend and I called as a joke to get a free sample...but it was automated so I was a little upset.

now they keep calling me at random times.



i still laugh about it

[tuck]

E Girl I can supply a free sample of Miracle Water...

[theevilgirl]

http://www.peterpopoff.org/

[habitualbeatscamp]

We do live in a country that used to sell "radium water"...


Now they are poisoning us with flouride and shit.

[theevilgirl]

E Girl I can supply a free sample of Miracle Water...

[tuck]

Woah. Religious zealotry, Monty Python and now mass market mind control conspiracies? Is this the greatest thread ever started?


And now back to the shit "jokes"

2 snowmen standing in a field. One says "Can you smell carrots?"

[theevilgirl]

LMAO @ carrots

2 snowmen standing in a field. One says "Can you smell carrots?"

[tuck]

2 fish in a tank. The first one says "I'll drive, you fire the gun"

[drksteppa]

next time you get a knock from jehovas witness, slam the door on em.

[theevilgirl]

next time you get a knock from jehovas witness, slam the door on em.

but only when their foot is in the door.

pain = fun

[drksteppa]

next time you get a knock from jehovas witness, slam the door on em.

but only when their foot is in the door.

pain = fun

why not ask them to come closer? the min they come close to the door, slam the door so they hit their nose. That'd be fun.

[tuck]

next time you get a knock from jehovas witness, slam the door on em.

I've never had a knock from Jehovah's Witnesses. I did get the clap off a Polish prostitute once

[theevilgirl]

next time you get a knock from jehovas witness, slam the door on em.

but only when their foot is in the door.

pain = fun

why not ask them to come closer? the min they come close to the door, slam the door so they hit their nose. That'd be fun.

and then laugh in their bloody faces hahahahahah

im goin to hell

[habitualbeatscamp]

next time you get a knock from jehovas witness, slam the door on em.

but only when their foot is in the door.

pain = fun

why not ask them to come closer? the min they come close to the door, slam the door so they hit their nose. That'd be fun.

and then laugh in their bloody faces hahahahahah

im goin to hell

So am I..

I guess I'll see ya down there then?

[drksteppa]

next time you get a knock from jehovas witness, slam the door on em.

but only when their foot is in the door.

pain = fun

why not ask them to come closer? the min they come close to the door, slam the door so they hit their nose. That'd be fun.

and then laugh in their bloody faces hahahahahah

im goin to hell

So am I..

I guess I'll see ya down there then?

[tuck]

And back to the shit "gags"...




What's red and invisible?


No strawberries