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Post by dr ddd » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:34 am

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Post by deamonds » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:57 am

belb wrote:girlfriend's dad has crossbow under the bed and likes to point said crossbow at people, relationship goes downhill from this point on
mmm, strange...

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Post by swiftguyver » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:46 am

a couple years ago i went out with the most selfish tnuc ever for about 7-8 months...

learnt from my mistakes though...
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Post by Dead Rats » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:19 am

I can feel the love in this thread.
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Post by nousd » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:32 am

^Well why aren't you happy?

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Post by Dead Rats » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:50 am

SD5 wrote:^Well why aren't you happy?
I got mah dick stuck in mah zip LOL
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Post by ch3 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:09 pm

Slim wrote:
mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.
Err... racist much?
Err... PC much?
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Post by slim » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:16 pm

ch3 wrote:
Slim wrote:
mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.
Err... racist much?
Err... PC much?
Err... racism-enabling-apologetics much?

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Post by ch3 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:17 pm

Slim wrote:
ch3 wrote:
Slim wrote:
mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.
Err... racist much?
Err... PC much?
Err... racism-enabling-apologetics much?
Lol. I was just wondering, should I start getting offended every time someone calls me polish :P
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Post by Dead Rats » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:27 pm

Slim wrote:
ch3 wrote:
Slim wrote:
mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.
Err... racist much?
Err... PC much?
Err... racism-enabling-apologetics much?
I don't think there's anything wrong with calling an Asian an Asian. When I got hold of some Japanese bird, I was like "FUCKING HELL, I DID IT, I FINALLY GOT HOLD OF A JAPANESE BIRD!!!!!!"
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Post by rubrikubrik » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:30 pm

I'm just gonna put this out there.
Heh girls (& guys that act like girls) when you fuck up, and yes you did fuck up, take some responsibility. Sweet as

Girl goes to other side of world, extends ticket, decides to stay comes back, leaves, fuckupbreakup, now has a long distance to a former friend . Waaa?

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Post by pre-thought process » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:38 pm

I have had 4 major relationships in my life. 3 of those were kind of parallel and ended up with lots of people not talking to each other, a bottling and 1 count of arson. 4th is current and she is gangster (not in an AK47 crack dealer way, but you know)
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Post by deamonds » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:57 pm

Pre-Thought Process wrote:4th is current and she is gangster (not in an AK47 crack dealer way, but you know)
thats a shame she isnt really

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Post by manray » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:01 pm

dr ddd wrote:i'd be upset with the guy and it would be over, but the "best" mate would deal with worse tbh
True that. Can handle a girl cheating on you but a best mate? There are only two options really, never speak to the guy again or shank him in the neck. Up to you.

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Post by pdomino » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:08 pm

You go for asian, I go for mixed race. Just descriptive surely.
deamonds wrote:
Pre-Thought Process wrote:4th is current and she is gangster (not in an AK47 crack dealer way, but you know)
thats a shame she isnt really
hahaha a man of my own heart lol

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Post by schamotnik » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:25 pm

manray wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i'd be upset with the guy and it would be over, but the "best" mate would deal with worse tbh
True that. Can handle a girl cheating on you but a best mate? There are only two options really, never speak to the guy again or shank him in the neck. Up to you.
or both

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Post by deamonds » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:30 pm

Schamotnik wrote:
manray wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i'd be upset with the guy and it would be over, but the "best" mate would deal with worse tbh
True that. Can handle a girl cheating on you but a best mate? There are only two options really, never speak to the guy again or shank him in the neck. Up to you.
or both
i think if you followed the 2nd peice of advice the 1ST would be inevitable

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Post by magma » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:35 pm

I'm currently enjoying a remarkably good relationship with a massive lump of hash. My girlfriend isn't quite as enthusiastic.

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Post by deamonds » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:39 pm

Magma wrote:I'm currently enjoying a remarkably good relationship with a massive lump of hash. My girlfriend isn't quite as enthusiastic.
pssh...well personally i think i can speak for everyone here, when i say, her enthusiasm is overrated...does the hash make you tidy up? does the hash ask you what you are thinking? does the hash say, not tonight darling..??? no, thats right, it fucking doesnt

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