One for the lads.

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Sat May 30, 2009 1:37 pm

Magma wrote:
missedthebus wrote:What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape
Once told that one to an ex's new boyfriend... about 5 minutes later, as everyone else was making up more joke statistics, he piped up with "How do you guys get to know so much about these statistics?"

*blank stares*

Oh dear..

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sat May 30, 2009 2:22 pm

samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre

hah!! i love one liners like that

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Sat May 30, 2009 3:05 pm

My girlfriend just became a fan of "Unknown Drunken Injuries" on Facebook. Its good to see she's playing along.

Anyway, like most people with attention deficit disorder my age I

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Sat May 30, 2009 3:06 pm

Kate McCann has been made the new manager of Chelsea. She's only ever lost 1 in Europe.

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:15 pm

DanRev wrote:Kate McCann has been made the new manager of Chelsea. She's only ever lost 1 in Europe.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:25 pm

DanRev wrote:Kate McCann has been made the new manager of Chelsea. She's only ever lost 1 in Europe.

But not in the, er...F...A...

Look, it's a good joke, and I'm pissed off Chelsea won, okay!?

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:34 pm

DanRev wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.

technically correct, but no.

hahahaha

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:54 pm

J-sh wrote:
DanRev wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.

technically correct, but no.

hahahaha

all about the line in bold

selrahc · Post by **selrahc** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:02 pm

what do you call an arab flying a plane?

a pilot, you racist.

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:07 pm

DanRev wrote:Kate McCann has been made the new manager of Chelsea. She's only ever lost 1 in Europe.

going up as my facebook status now

slackbastard · Post by **slackbastard** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:47 pm

a pedophile and a little girl are walking through some dark woods, the little girl looks up at the pedophile and say 'im scared'. the pedophile turns round looks at the little girl and says 'how do you think i feel? i have to walk back on my own!'

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:10 am

Whats the diffrence between Maddie McCann and the Pope?

The Pope's still a virgin.

adwok · Post by **adwok** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:29 am

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:13 am

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Rape the bitch

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:31 am

I wasted 10 pounds on pay per view the other night, turns out 'Jordan: take a look at my dribbling tnuc' was just a video of Harveys birthday party.

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:49 am

s & m wrote:whats sexier than a 12 year old girl in the shower??

when she slicks her hair back she looks like a twelve year old boy!!

One of my favourites is 'what's sexier than fucking a 12 year old girl?

Flipping her over and pretending she's a boy'

did · Post by **did** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:15 am

What's 10 inches long, red and makes my wife cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:06 am

epic bump

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